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Have My Own Room
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A: "You're drunk!" B: "****in' A. Great, innit?" Realistic A: "You're drunk!" B: "And yet I still wouldn't sleep with you. Why is that?" Philosophical A: "You're drunk!" B: "Well, when you look at the state of the world, what other response is there?" Historical A: "You're drunk!" B: "So was Ulysses S. Grant at Gettysburg, Johnny Reb!" Geeky A: "You're drunk!" B: "I'm building up my tolerance for the Klingon ritual of Qa' Pla." Logical A: "You're drunk!" B: "We are in a bar and have been for some time. So what exactly is your point?" Financial A: "You're drunk!" B: "So would you be if you weren't such a tightwad. Come on, get the ****ing round in." Diversionary A: "You're drunk!" B: "My martial arts instructor has shown me how to kill a man with just my thumb." Egotistical A: "You're drunk!" B: "Well, the bartender obviously likes me better than you." Boastful A: "You're drunk!" B: "That fifth of Beam I had before meeting you must finally be kicking in." Flirtatious A: "You're drunk!" B: "Yep. Who knows, after a few more shots even you might start to look good."
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