Jamaica Mon!

Wolfgang · 05-17-2009, 12:31 PM

I hvae made it to ISOM :-) . It has been almost a fight to get on the fee internet since it will only recognize a set amount of computers, and the hard lined computers cost $6 for 15 minutes.

Walkig the beach from one end of th resort to the other I was approached by two self proclaimed "Dr. Feelgoods" offering the Ganj. I politley said no then they asked If I would like a real Cuban cigar. I said sure and he pulled out a "Genuine Cohiba" from his pocket. The band looked legit but the thing inside the band looked like a wrinkly brown dog rocket. I laughed and said no thanks.

there are what appear to be legit habanas in the "gift shop" Pack of Cohiba Minis for $65

I think I will just be smoking what I brought with me.

The resort is beautiful everything is done in granite and procelin, and the drinks are FREE

There is a liquor dispenser in my room too. From the air port to the resort takes us though some ofe the slums and what not and the driving is rediculous! Hopefully I will be able to attain internet tonight so I can post pictures.

Just wanted to pop n and say I am still alive and well. Time for me to light something up and smoke away the day.

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 12:46 PM

Awesome have fun and say no to the ganji!

05-17-2009, 12:48 PM

Have fun! Keep us updated as best you can.

05-17-2009, 12:57 PM

Have a good time bro

Pass on the grass

and the fake habanos

G G · 05-17-2009, 01:05 PM

Enjoy.

kelmac07 · 05-17-2009, 01:25 PM

Have a great time!!

DPD6030 · 05-17-2009, 01:36 PM

Glad to hear you made it. Don't smoke those dog turds as they might be real dog turds

Oh and to have a liquor dispenser in the room = priceless

Wolfgang · 05-17-2009, 08:17 PM

Gearing up for dinner. I have decided to forgo the cigar buying unless I am allowed to see a box code or at the Duty Free in the airport.

Today I pretty much just lazed around the pool. I did win a bottle of Rum by playing ring toss (toss the ring around the bottle neck and win the bottle). yay me and I can refill it in my room with the dispenser

Been taking lots of pictures, and some good news and bad news for you all.

Good news is the beach at the resort is a topless beach!

Bad news i cant post those pictures here sorry.

will keep you updated but I'm having a really awesome time. I am very glad I brought 30+ smokes with me too

until later Have fun y'all.

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang

Gearing up for dinner. I have decided to forgo the cigar buying unless I am allowed to see a box code or at the Duty Free in the airport.

Today I pretty much just lazed around the pool. I did win a bottle of Rum by playing ring toss (toss the ring around the bottle neck and win the bottle). yay me and I can refill it in my room with the dispenser

Been taking lots of pictures, and some good news and bad news for you all.

Good news is the beach at the resort is a topless beach!

Bad news i cant post those pictures here sorry.

will keep you updated but I'm having a really awesome time. I am very glad I brought 30+ smokes with me too

until later Have fun y'all.

Dont worry...we can give you our email addys to send the pictures to

HK3- · 05-17-2009, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Dont worry...we can give you our email addys to send the pictures to

No doubt!

hotreds · 05-17-2009, 09:28 PM

Stay safe out there!

elderboy02 · 05-18-2009, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Dont worry...we can give you our email addys to send the pictures to

I have this thing called e-mail as well

MedicCook · 05-17-2009, 08:22 PM

Sounds like a great time. Enjoy the rest and try not to get whiplash on the beach.

05-17-2009, 09:35 PM

Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the 'and of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
'Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.

BeerAdvocate · 05-18-2009, 07:14 AM

What resort are you staying at? I assume its an all-inclusive?
The wife and I are thinking about going to Jamaica and I am looking for ideas.

rizzle · 05-18-2009, 09:03 AM

Where are you Wolfie? Sounds like you didn't go far from the airport...I'm assuming Montego Bay?

Wolfgang · 05-18-2009, 10:53 PM

I see no emails pmed to me lol

Here is a picture from our balcony to tide you over.

WildBlueSooner · 05-20-2009, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang

I see no emails pmed to me lol

Here is a picture from our balcony to tide you over.

PM sent! Haha

BeerAdvocate · 05-19-2009, 08:03 AM

What resort are you staying at?

Wolfgang · 05-19-2009, 11:12 PM

I am at the Riu Ocho Rios. we flew into Montego Bay Jamaica then took a bus ride to the resort. It is beautiful, the people are very friendly, the drinks are as striong as you want them, and EVERYTHING is free (food, bar, entertainment, and of course bewbs).

05-17-2009, 12:31 PM	#1
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Jamaica Mon! I hvae made it to ISOM :-) . It has been almost a fight to get on the fee internet since it will only recognize a set amount of computers, and the hard lined computers cost $6 for 15 minutes. Walkig the beach from one end of th resort to the other I was approached by two self proclaimed "Dr. Feelgoods" offering the Ganj. I politley said no then they asked If I would like a real Cuban cigar. I said sure and he pulled out a "Genuine Cohiba" from his pocket. The band looked legit but the thing inside the band looked like a wrinkly brown dog rocket. I laughed and said no thanks. there are what appear to be legit habanas in the "gift shop" Pack of Cohiba Minis for $65 I think I will just be smoking what I brought with me. The resort is beautiful everything is done in granite and procelin, and the drinks are FREE There is a liquor dispenser in my room too. From the air port to the resort takes us though some ofe the slums and what not and the driving is rediculous! Hopefully I will be able to attain internet tonight so I can post pictures. Just wanted to pop n and say I am still alive and well. Time for me to light something up and smoke away the day. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

05-17-2009, 12:46 PM	#2
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Awesome have fun and say no to the ganji! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-17-2009, 12:48 PM	#3
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jamaica Mon! Have fun! Keep us updated as best you can.

05-17-2009, 12:57 PM	#4
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jamaica Mon! Have a good time bro Pass on the grass and the fake habanos

05-17-2009, 01:05 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Enjoy.

05-17-2009, 01:25 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Have a great time!!

05-17-2009, 01:36 PM	#7
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Glad to hear you made it. Don't smoke those dog turds as they might be real dog turds Oh and to have a liquor dispenser in the room = priceless

05-17-2009, 08:17 PM	#8
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Gearing up for dinner. I have decided to forgo the cigar buying unless I am allowed to see a box code or at the Duty Free in the airport. Today I pretty much just lazed around the pool. I did win a bottle of Rum by playing ring toss (toss the ring around the bottle neck and win the bottle). yay me and I can refill it in my room with the dispenser Been taking lots of pictures, and some good news and bad news for you all. Good news is the beach at the resort is a topless beach! Bad news i cant post those pictures here sorry. will keep you updated but I'm having a really awesome time. I am very glad I brought 30+ smokes with me too until later Have fun y'all. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

05-17-2009, 09:28 PM	#11
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Stay safe out there! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

05-17-2009, 08:22 PM	#13
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Sounds like a great time. Enjoy the rest and try not to get whiplash on the beach. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-17-2009, 09:35 PM	#14
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Jamaica Mon! Old pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I to the merchant ships, Minutes after they took I From the bottomless pit. But my hand was made strong By the 'and of the Almighty. We forward in this generation Triumphantly. Won't you help to sing These songs of freedom? - 'Cause all I ever have: Redemption songs; Redemption songs.

05-18-2009, 07:14 AM	#15
BeerAdvocate BeerHunter Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Travis Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,912 Trading: (45)	Re: Jamaica Mon! What resort are you staying at? I assume its an all-inclusive? The wife and I are thinking about going to Jamaica and I am looking for ideas. __________________ *I Brew the Beer I Drink*

05-18-2009, 09:03 AM	#16
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Jamaica Mon! Where are you Wolfie? Sounds like you didn't go far from the airport...I'm assuming Montego Bay?

05-18-2009, 10:53 PM	#17
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Jamaica Mon! I see no emails pmed to me lol Here is a picture from our balcony to tide you over. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

05-19-2009, 08:03 AM	#19
BeerAdvocate BeerHunter Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Travis Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 1,912 Trading: (45)	Re: Jamaica Mon! What resort are you staying at? __________________ *I Brew the Beer I Drink*

05-19-2009, 11:12 PM	#20
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Jamaica Mon! I am at the Riu Ocho Rios. we flew into Montego Bay Jamaica then took a bus ride to the resort. It is beautiful, the people are very friendly, the drinks are as striong as you want them, and EVERYTHING is free (food, bar, entertainment, and of course bewbs). __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.