whats to your left...

loki · 09-08-2010, 09:20 PM

say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed

yourchoice · 09-08-2010, 09:22 PM

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

Chainsaw13 · 09-08-2010, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

Just turn around. Problem solved.

Me:
Multimeter
Guitar Capo
TPMS sensor
Korean cookbook
Window film
Roomba vaccum remote
Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant
Empty Sancho Panza box
Empty humidor

Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.

Drazzil · 09-09-2010, 02:35 AM

One nine millimeter springfield XG with two clips of bullets and another four hundred odd rounds in my closet, and one metal aluminum baseball bat.

Barcode · 09-09-2010, 02:39 AM

Fish Tank

Good Thing my XD45 is on my hip

lostark374 · 09-09-2010, 08:56 AM

in this order.
ashtray
trash can
mini fridge
door
Aristocrat
gun safe

i should be ok

MedicCook · 09-08-2010, 10:42 PM

2L bottle of Pepsi
A plastic doll house
A bunch of board games
More plastic kid toys

Zombies win.

Chingas · 09-08-2010, 09:24 PM

Love the thread!

Pocket knife 1
pocket knife 2
Blade from older pocket knife
Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke!
3 puppies at disposal...
iphone 4
standing ashtray
the laptop i'm using now
Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls
couple lighters, couple cutters
acoustic guitar
side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt
the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!

Goldie · 09-08-2010, 09:24 PM

An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.

I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.

cricky101 · 09-08-2010, 09:25 PM

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

Chingas · 09-08-2010, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cricky101

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

DAMN!

688sonarmen · 09-08-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

cort · 09-08-2010, 09:41 PM

Clowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

DrDubzz · 09-08-2010, 11:08 PM

I'm in bed, so... my phone, a clock, a lamp and my XD40

I'd be good for about 2 minutes

icehog3 · 09-08-2010, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RX2010

I'm in bed, so... my phone, a clock, a lamp and my XD40

I'd be good for about 2 minutes

If I was in bed, it would be my nightstand with my Sig Sauer .45, and I'd be good.

cort · 09-08-2010, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

If I was in bed, it would be my nightstand with my Sig Sauer .45, and I'd be good.

and your friendly "night stick"

icehog3 · 09-08-2010, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort

and your friendly "night stick"

Friendly, I am not so sure.

09-08-2010, 11:27 PM

Hmmmm

Iphone
Camera
Workout Notebook
35 count Xikar travel box
5 Torches (blazer, Xikar, Rhino and two cheapos)
4 cans of Vector fuel
1 bottle of Isopropyl Alcohol
Kershaw Onion
Gerber Tanto
Polar Heart monitor
Two Cordless phones (no wonder I can never find em during the day)
9 Towels
Chinese Takeout menu
Hand sanitizer
2 rolls of red electrical tape
Olfa box cutter
Two rolls of packing tape
3 desktop calculator.

Holy ****...........I think I could build a MacGuiver Nuke.........I beat Zombies

But I really have to clean out my office

loki · 09-08-2010, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverFox

Hmmmm

Iphone

no wonder you stopped answering my blackberry messages

09-08-2010, 09:20 PM	#1
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	whats to your left... say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now... 25lb maine coon/tabby mix 17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix comcast dvr remote ps3 controller netflix dvd car insurance papers dvd-rs yeah i'm pretty much hosed

09-08-2010, 09:22 PM	#2
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,091 Trading: (36)	Re: whats to your left... My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#3
TheRuckus13 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: whats to your left... Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

09-09-2010, 02:35 AM	#5
Drazzil Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Boozetown Posts: 355 Trading: (31)	Re: whats to your left... One nine millimeter springfield XG with two clips of bullets and another four hundred odd rounds in my closet, and one metal aluminum baseball bat.

09-09-2010, 02:39 AM	#6
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: whats to your left... Fish Tank Good Thing my XD45 is on my hip

09-09-2010, 08:56 AM	#7
lostark374 Framed Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Aaron Location: Southern California Posts: 432 Trading: (5)	Re: whats to your left... in this order. ashtray trash can mini fridge door Aristocrat gun safe i should be ok __________________ Eatin Kernel's Chicken, Drinkin Heineken Brew!!!!!

09-08-2010, 10:42 PM	#8
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: whats to your left... 2L bottle of Pepsi A plastic doll house A bunch of board games More plastic kid toys Zombies win. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

09-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#9
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: whats to your left... Love the thread! Pocket knife 1 pocket knife 2 Blade from older pocket knife Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke! 3 puppies at disposal... iphone 4 standing ashtray the laptop i'm using now Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls couple lighters, couple cutters acoustic guitar side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

09-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#10
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: whats to your left... An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion. I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

09-08-2010, 09:25 PM	#11
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: whats to your left... My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her... __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

09-08-2010, 09:41 PM	#14
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: whats to your left... Clowns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

09-08-2010, 11:08 PM	#15
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: whats to your left... I'm in bed, so... my phone, a clock, a lamp and my XD40 I'd be good for about 2 minutes

09-08-2010, 11:27 PM	#19
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: whats to your left... Hmmmm Iphone Camera Workout Notebook 35 count Xikar travel box 5 Torches (blazer, Xikar, Rhino and two cheapos) 4 cans of Vector fuel 1 bottle of Isopropyl Alcohol Kershaw Onion Gerber Tanto Polar Heart monitor Two Cordless phones (no wonder I can never find em during the day) 9 Towels Chinese Takeout menu Hand sanitizer 2 rolls of red electrical tape Olfa box cutter Two rolls of packing tape 3 desktop calculator. Holy ****...........I think I could build a MacGuiver Nuke.........I beat Zombies But I really have to clean out my office