Things Retired People Say.

shilala · 01-17-2015, 09:25 AM

This is just to help Peter along as he adjusts into his new life of leisure.
If you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta talk the talk, right?

I'll get us started...

"I can't afford that, I'm on a fixed income!!!"
"Take me home, Mother. I'm tired."
"I'm pretty sure it's Wednesday."
"I didn't quit working, I just quit getting paid for it."

shilala · 01-17-2015, 09:30 AM

I almost forgot my personal favorite...
"I never wanted to be nothin, and I never amounted to anything. I'm a complete success."

CigarNut · 01-17-2015, 09:35 AM

It's 4pm -- Dinner time!!

Ogre · 01-17-2015, 09:37 AM

Oh dear, I just sharted myself.

G G · 01-17-2015, 09:42 AM

Remo · 01-17-2015, 09:49 AM

"What day is it?….October?

14holestogie · 01-17-2015, 09:52 AM

I remember back in my day...wait a minute, no I don't.

I was rude and unattractive back when I had to deal with people. Now, I don't have to be that nice.

pnoon · 01-17-2015, 09:59 AM

Retirement?
Six Saturdays and a Sunday.

Remo · 01-17-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Retirement?
Six Saturdays and a Sunday.

Ha, perfect

Porch Dweller · 01-17-2015, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Retirement?
Six Saturdays and a Sunday.

Yep. After I retired from the USAF I ran into one of the guys that worked for me at the gas station. He asked what retirement was like. I said "Every night's a Saturday night then you go to bed, wake up, and it's Saturday morning." He paused for a few seconds then said "I...can't...bleeping WAIT!"

icehog3 · 01-17-2015, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Retirement?
Six Saturdays and a Sunday.

Time for another nap.

markem · 01-17-2015, 10:15 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bjQo492UD8

Stevez · 01-17-2015, 10:57 AM

All I know is I can't wait to experience it myself. Probably 5 more years at a minimum. Congrats to all new retirees; hope it's everything you thought it would be and more.

Remo · 01-17-2015, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Stevez

All I know is I can't wait to experience it myself. Probably 5 more years at a minimum. Congrats to all new retirees; hope it's everything you thought it would be and more.

3 more years for me……then start another career

jonumberone · 01-17-2015, 11:12 AM

Get off my lawn!

T.G · 01-17-2015, 11:33 AM

Depends.

Ashcan Bill · 01-17-2015, 02:26 PM

The worst thing about being retired?

We no longer get paid holidays off.

Ashcan Bill · 01-17-2015, 02:28 PM

The second worst thing about being retired?

We forget it's a holiday and look for the mail.

PCaponi · 01-17-2015, 02:29 PM

Where did I leave my teeth?

01-17-2015, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Depends.

Adam is a cruel dude - I approve!

01-17-2015, 09:25 AM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Things Retired People Say. This is just to help Peter along as he adjusts into his new life of leisure. If you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta talk the talk, right? I'll get us started... "I can't afford that, I'm on a fixed income!!!" "Take me home, Mother. I'm tired." "I'm pretty sure it's Wednesday." "I didn't quit working, I just quit getting paid for it." __________________

01-17-2015, 09:30 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Things Retired People Say. I almost forgot my personal favorite... "I never wanted to be nothin, and I never amounted to anything. I'm a complete success." __________________

01-17-2015, 09:35 AM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Things Retired People Say. It's 4pm -- Dinner time!! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Things Retired People Say. Oh dear, I just sharted myself. __________________

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Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Things Retired People Say. "What day is it?….October? __________________

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14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Things Retired People Say. I remember back in my day...wait a minute, no I don't. I was rude and unattractive back when I had to deal with people. Now, I don't have to be that nice. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

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pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Things Retired People Say. Retirement? Six Saturdays and a Sunday. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Things Retired People Say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bjQo492UD8 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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Stevez Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 487 Trading: (7)	Re: Things Retired People Say. All I know is I can't wait to experience it myself. Probably 5 more years at a minimum. Congrats to all new retirees; hope it's everything you thought it would be and more.

01-17-2015, 11:12 AM	#15
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: Things Retired People Say. Get off my lawn! __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

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T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Things Retired People Say. Depends.

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Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,900 Trading: (6)	Re: Things Retired People Say. The worst thing about being retired? We no longer get paid holidays off.

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Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,900 Trading: (6)	Re: Things Retired People Say. The second worst thing about being retired? We forget it's a holiday and look for the mail.

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PCaponi PCaponi Join Date: Jan 2015 First Name: Phil Location: West of Philly Posts: 11 Trading: (0)	Re: Things Retired People Say. Where did I leave my teeth?