Smart A$$

Steve · 05-09-2019, 10:33 AM

For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $11.50, my friend couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

markem · 05-09-2019, 11:49 AM

Nice! I am so telling this to my sister who resembles the friend.

I really like this one as well:

A smart ash is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

heyferg · 05-09-2019, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

A smart ash is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

Now THAT is funny!!

CigarNut · 05-09-2019, 06:59 PM

icehog3 · 05-10-2019, 12:10 AM

05-09-2019, 10:33 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Smart A$$ For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $11.50, my friend couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents." "Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-09-2019, 11:49 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Smart A$$ Nice! I am so telling this to my sister who resembles the friend. I really like this one as well: A smart ash is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-09-2019, 06:59 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Smart A$$ __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

05-10-2019, 12:10 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: Smart A$$ __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!