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Old 08-18-2020, 04:48 PM   #1
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Default Waiting on a Woman

A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two chairs provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in our local department store. After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room one more time. He looked at her and immediately said, "That looks great on you! Get that one."

"Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in."
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Old 08-19-2020, 11:08 AM   #3
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I'm not waiting on a lady. I'm just waiting on a friend.

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