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Old 10-01-2009, 10:01 PM   #1
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Default Lohan or a box of 1492s??

I'm soooooo going Lohan on this one.
 
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easy, 1492s hands down.
 
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easy. 1492.

You can't get Herpegonorrsyphillitis from a cigar.

You CAN get it from a Lohan.
 
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1492s come in a humi not a box and Lohan is a skank. Wrong forum?
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I'll take the 1492's.
 
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Umm, I'll take the smokes.

But I'm starting to get an itch.
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Umm, I'll take the smokes.

But I'm starting to get an itch.
Your photshopped photos do nothing to disuade me. I dream of the days I can count the freckles. Freckles, people!!!
 
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Umm, I'll take the smokes.

But I'm starting to get an itch.
i'm with bobarian. jesus...
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FREE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!

Or at least charge a price I can afford...
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This thread is inappropriate and hilarious.

I'd pick Lohan in her prime (not current Lohan), I've got a few (singles) 1492's in the humi already.
I agree, she's one of those that if you catch her on a good day she is rocking hot. Cigars or Lohan, cigars or Lohan.

Can I pick both?
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I agree, she's one of those that if you catch her on a good day she is rocking hot. Cigars or Lohan, cigars or Lohan.

Can I pick both?
No, but you are leaning towars my side of the fence. Join my covert ops.
 
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I don't know if there's a shag on the planet that's worth more than a humi of 1492's.
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And besides that we hafta see her fugly face plastered all over the bottom of the forum. Thanks ever so much
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I'll take the cigars too!
 
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Um, yes, If I could ahve that and smoke Honduran cigars exclusive until I die. I'd say "Yeah." Hondurans, people?!?! Now, Whos with me??
 
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Look a little higher ..... and feel pity for the recipient of the Evil Death Ray Glare! You DON'T want to be on the receiving end of that one.
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Oh, wait, it's my thread! Christ!
 
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Im afraid you may be walking alone on this one
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