From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide

Silound · 11-27-2011, 03:46 PM

Oh this I couldn't resist sharing

Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve Cigars (Box)
You know what’s the most fun thing about smoking a cigar? Stubbing it out on your butler’s kneecap when you’re done! But apart from that, the taste of pure, smoky manliness (and not like this). Gurkha is well known for making cigars that taste like inhaling every member of the A-Team simultaneously, and this box has an extra special ingredient – they’re imbued with Louis XIII cognac! We haven’t tried them, but we did once fill our bong with Jack Daniels, so, uh, yeah, that probably doesn’t count.
$14,999.95

Remo · 11-27-2011, 03:48 PM

That's a steal, ordering now

Thanks

DMK · 11-27-2011, 03:52 PM

Taki · 11-27-2011, 04:33 PM

Good lord! Crazy right there but if I had the money to blow why not???

Adriftpanda · 11-27-2011, 04:49 PM

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=16571

late to the party.

Ncpsycho · 11-27-2011, 05:52 PM

At that price why not just order 5 ...haha

pektel · 11-27-2011, 06:24 PM

A $750 gurkha? Lmfao! I suppose because of the bottle of Louis xiii? And you don't even get the empty crystal bottle.
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maninblack · 11-27-2011, 07:16 PM

Holy crap! Didn't realize my two boxes of these were worth so much.

Ogre · 11-27-2011, 07:32 PM

What's funny is that someone will get one as a Christmas present!!!

kelmac07 · 11-27-2011, 07:35 PM

EricF brought one to Doms herf in August for a PPP...and it tasted like a squirrels tail, dipped in dogsh!t.

icehog3 · 11-27-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

EricF brought one to Doms herf in August...and it tasted like a squirrels tail, dipped in dogsh!t.

Then one I tried tasted like a dog's tail, dipped in squirrel sh!t....go figure, Mac!

TheTraveler · 11-27-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Then one I tried tasted like a dog's tail, dipped in squirrel sh!t....go figure, Mac!

It had likely improved a bit after three days in the dry box.

Bill86 · 11-27-2011, 07:49 PM

I'll take anyone of the chicks on the front cover of this years issues instead

Much better Christmas gift then a Gurkha, what were they thinking?

weak_link · 11-28-2011, 06:53 PM

I need 800 of these, stat.

Silound · 11-28-2011, 08:04 PM

Apparently some people missed my point. Key in on the italicized text. Direct quote from Maxim!

Jasonw560 · 11-28-2011, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silound

Apparently some people missed my point. Key in on the italicized text. Direct quote from Maxim!

I got that. My thought was, "if they taste THAT bad, why would someone want a box?"

11-27-2011, 03:46 PM	#1
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide Oh this I couldn't resist sharing Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve Cigars (Box) You know what’s the most fun thing about smoking a cigar? Stubbing it out on your butler’s kneecap when you’re done! But apart from that, the taste of pure, smoky manliness (and not like this). Gurkha is well known for making cigars that taste like inhaling every member of the A-Team simultaneously, and this box has an extra special ingredient – they’re imbued with Louis XIII cognac! We haven’t tried them, but we did once fill our bong with Jack Daniels, so, uh, yeah, that probably doesn’t count. $14,999.95 __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

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Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide That's a steal, ordering now Thanks __________________

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Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=16571 late to the party. __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

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Ncpsycho Newly obsessed Join Date: Nov 2011 First Name: Kevin Location: Long Island Posts: 387 Trading: (5)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide At that price why not just order 5 ...haha

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pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide A $750 gurkha? Lmfao! I suppose because of the bottle of Louis xiii? And you don't even get the empty crystal bottle. Posted via Mobile Device

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide EricF brought one to Doms herf in August for a PPP...and it tasted like a squirrels tail, dipped in dogsh!t. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-27-2011, 07:49 PM	#13
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide I'll take anyone of the chicks on the front cover of this years issues instead Much better Christmas gift then a Gurkha, what were they thinking? __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

11-28-2011, 06:53 PM	#14
weak_link The Stranger Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,263 Trading: (1)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide I need 800 of these, stat.

11-28-2011, 08:04 PM	#15
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: From the Maxim 2011 Holiday Gift Guide Apparently some people missed my point. Key in on the italicized text. Direct quote from Maxim! __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!