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Old 03-16-2010, 09:30 PM   #1
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Default Polish Eye Exam

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied.

"I know the guy."
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:31 PM   #2
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:33 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:37 PM   #4
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:39 PM   #5
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