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Il megglior fabbro
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You should really be over sixty to even be allowed to read this story. If
you're not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to appreciate it... A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?" --------------------------------------------- My first thought was it's a wonder if he comes at all. ![]()
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F*ck Cancer!
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Admiral Douchebag
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I forgot the joke already, Thomas, can you post it again?
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