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Old 03-13-2009, 03:42 PM   #1
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Default Happy March 14th Fellas! It's our day!

Okay, so we've waited all year for it and it's finally come. So to speak. And we survived Valentine's Day a month earlier.

So Happy March 14th boys!

www.steakandbjday.com/

http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/

1. steak and a blow job day

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Sorry Bao, none for you.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:51 PM   #2
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Good luck, gents.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:53 PM   #3
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I am actively recruiting.
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:44 PM   #4
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Sweet. Tomorrow shall kick ass!
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:55 PM   #5
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mmm, significant other 2000 miles away? FAIL
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:01 PM   #6
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Default Re: Happy March 14th Fellas! It's our day!

Should we post our success/failure here?
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:03 PM   #7
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Should we post our success/failure here?
I will bet that there will be more failures listed.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:04 PM   #8
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I will bet that there will be more failures listed.

I think so too.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:08 PM   #9
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I will bet that there will be more failures listed.
There's no such thing as failure when you have a couple min of alone time and the internet.
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:59 PM   #10
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Mine didn't think it was funny. So I guess Fail for me too.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:05 PM   #11
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Can this be a roll over holiday? Kind of like roll over cell phone minutes.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:38 PM   #12
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Judging by my current situation... FAIL!
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Old 03-14-2009, 04:12 AM   #13
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Not being celebrated in this house either. Maybe I need to find a lung fu specialist.
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Old 03-14-2009, 04:16 AM   #14
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Haven't seen my wife in over 2 months. She's coming for a visit next week so I may get lucky then. But I also have to make up for V-Day.
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:47 PM   #15
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Why did I see this one day late.
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:25 PM   #16
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Old 03-15-2009, 05:30 PM   #17
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I didn't get no steak!
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:12 PM   #18
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No steaks here, but you never know about the other part.
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:17 PM   #19
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Parking lot at TGI Fridays.

(any South Park Fans?)
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:13 PM   #20
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Parking lot at TGI Fridays.

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Hahaha...wooooohhhooooooooo whhhhooooooooooo
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