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Old 08-17-2011, 01:56 PM   #1
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-2011, 01:59 PM   #3
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That's what I'm talking about!!!
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:03 PM   #4
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this is completely true, and i agree with all of it.
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Old 08-17-2011, 02:37 PM   #5
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So true my friend
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Old 08-17-2011, 03:11 PM   #6
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Old 08-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #7
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Most excellent.

I agree *sips beer*
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Old 08-17-2011, 03:23 PM   #8
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Amazing.
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Old 08-17-2011, 03:29 PM   #9
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i need to print, frame and hang that on my wall......
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:07 PM   #10
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i need to print, frame and hang that on my wall......
You do that and you will have a domestic incident.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:33 PM   #11
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Funny Stuff Man, Funny Stuff.
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Old 08-19-2011, 10:49 PM   #12
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And let's not forget. Once you finish a beer, you can throw it away and get another one.
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Old 08-17-2011, 08:05 PM   #13
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Old 08-18-2011, 10:33 AM   #14
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I'm sure after reading this, my wife will tell me to go have a beer...then!
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Old 08-18-2011, 10:38 AM   #15
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I have a few to add to the list:

After having a beer I can go to sleep without a long conversation!

Beer never judges me!

I can enjoy a beer with a cigar... without complaint!
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Old 08-18-2011, 10:40 AM   #16
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Good stuff, who knew beer is soo much better!
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:31 AM   #17
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MMMM BEER.....

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Old 08-18-2011, 11:36 AM   #18
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I need a beer.
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Old 08-19-2011, 08:34 AM   #19
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A beer never says "does this bottle make my butt look big?".
Beer doesn't complain when I fart.
I can enjoy a beer and a cigar at the same time.
A beer doesn't complain when I'm done with it too quickly.
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Old 08-19-2011, 09:13 AM   #20
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You can always get a FRESH beer when the old one goes FLAT!!!!!
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