The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...

12-30-2008, 09:39 PM

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

12-30-2008, 09:41 PM

See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy

Genetic Defect · 12-30-2008, 10:09 PM

shvictor · 12-30-2008, 10:11 PM

This thread is just too easy..

Genetic Defect · 12-30-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shvictor

This thread is just too easy..

So is Darrell

shvictor · 12-30-2008, 10:14 PM

I have to wonder if this will be the first time Darrell has seen a rubber dong spraying apple juice.

Don Fernando · 12-31-2008, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Vito

I actually started to laugh out loud when I read your new task Darrel. Now who is the real 'meanie'? You or the guy who assigned you to this task.

Mugen910 · 12-30-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 12:09 AM

Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done.

jjirons69 · 12-31-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done.

That's punny!

You said rubber dong...

md4958 · 12-30-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

i... cant...even...catch.....my...... breath!!!

elderboy02 · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Sorry to hear this Darrell

I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

Whee · 12-30-2008, 11:04 PM

Dude, that's....just...brutal....

Genetic Defect · 12-31-2008, 12:10 AM

I am sure he will be a happy camper

Spect · 12-31-2008, 12:41 AM

Can you at least make comments like "Dude you better have the Doctor look at that..."

12-31-2008, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by spect

can you at least make comments like "dude you better have the doctor look at that..."

bwhahhahahaha

shilala · 12-31-2008, 12:44 AM

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

Genetic Defect · 12-31-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

icehog3 · 12-31-2008, 12:49 AM

I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well.

12-31-2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload.

That's not what I heard.

12-30-2008, 09:39 PM	#1
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days. I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men. What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice. They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet. Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

12-30-2008, 09:41 PM	#2
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. See if the gay bird man can spot you that day! I hope they have an eye wash station handy

12-30-2008, 10:09 PM	#3
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icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,293 Trading: (60)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!