I need a smoke!!!

11-16-2008, 08:12 PM

Arrgg!!!

I have lots of great sticks that I have received in trade that I have yet to try.

Here's the freaking forecast for the upcoming week:

Monday
Day: Showers or drizzle. Amount 5 mm. Fog patches dissipating in the afternoon. Wind south 50 km/h gusting to 70 becoming southwest 20 gusting to 40 early in the afternoon. Temperature falling to 8 in the afternoon.
Night: Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Wind southwest 20 km/h becoming light in the evening. Low plus 4.

Tuesday
Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. High 9.

Wednesday
Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 13.

Thursday
Cloudy with 40 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 7.

Sigh.

What's an outdoor smoker supposed to do?

md4958 · 11-16-2008, 08:29 PM

ive smoked under an umbrella before... not ideal, but you do what you gotta do

the combo of the smoke and the sound of the rain is quite relaxing

11-16-2008, 08:35 PM

We Newfies usually don't own umbrellas. Too windy.

Might be able to pull it off when the wind drops down a bit though.

Food for thought.

feznuk · 11-16-2008, 08:41 PM

I've been wanting to build a cover for my patio for just that reason. I use a 10x10 tent now and I enjoy sitting out and listening to the rain. The tent is not ideal though. I'm fighting the wife on the cover because she likes sitting out in the sun during the summer.

I think I'll stick with the tent for now because last time I checked:
Tent + happy wife =

If it ain't broke don't try to fix it.

Bummer about your weather tough. It's fixen to get pretty cold here this week too. Need to find some local brothers with a shack.

Mugen910 · 11-16-2008, 08:46 PM

I hear ya brother! It's been way to cold out here to smoke a damn thing..

11-16-2008, 11:37 PM

Y'all folks live in areas of the country that are not fit for human habitation. Any chance of snow means I can't live there.

11-16-2008, 11:39 PM

We had 80 degrees here yesterday while herfing.

11-17-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MithShrike

Y'all folks live in areas of the country that are not fit for human habitation. Any chance of snow means I can't live there.

I agree, although it is just as hard to be comfortable hot in 115 degrees.

11-17-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piperman

I agree, although it is just as hard to be comfortable hot in 115 degrees.

That's what a B&M is for! They build one out your way yet?

11-18-2008, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piperman

I agree, although it is just as hard to be comfortable hot in 115 degrees.

I totally agree. I hate the heat so much more than the cold. When it's over 85, I'm just uncomfortable...unless I'm in my kayak and can simply flip upside down in the 40 degree water for a quick cool off. Over 100 and I'm wishing I was dead.

In cold weather you can simply add clothes and you're comfortable.

Kayaker...you'd look funny, but I suggest you sit outside in a drysuit with thermal insulation. You won't even notice the weather.

Don Fernando · 11-17-2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayaker

What's an outdoor smoker supposed to do?

build a smokeshack?

icantbejon · 11-17-2008, 01:31 AM

I'm in the same boat as you. I'm moving to VA in the middle of winter. I have no idea what I'm going to do for smoke breaks.

11-17-2008, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feznuk

I'm fighting the wife on the cover because she likes sitting out in the sun during the summer.

You should consider a retractable awning. That's what we plan to do. Cover when you need it and open skies when you want it. Not sure how much they go for though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

build a smokeshack?

Unfortunately our postage sized lot is not big enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

We had 80 degrees here yesterday while herfing.

Bastage

md4958 · 11-17-2008, 08:16 AM

you could always build an igloo!!!

11-17-2008, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

you could always build an igloo!!!

I have slept in snow shelters and would build one when the snow hits. Right now it's just mild, rainy and windy out.

I just had a quick smoke, lighting my cigar under the BBQ cover and huddling under the eave to keep it dry. Worked well enough.

11-17-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayaker

What's an outdoor smoker supposed to do?

Move.

11-17-2008, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MithShrike

Move.

I can really feel the sympathy here.

Old Sailor · 11-17-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayaker

I can really feel the sympathy here.

11-16-2008, 08:12 PM	#1
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	I need a smoke!!! Arrgg!!! I have lots of great sticks that I have received in trade that I have yet to try. Here's the freaking forecast for the upcoming week: Monday Day: Showers or drizzle. Amount 5 mm. Fog patches dissipating in the afternoon. Wind south 50 km/h gusting to 70 becoming southwest 20 gusting to 40 early in the afternoon. Temperature falling to 8 in the afternoon. Night: Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Wind southwest 20 km/h becoming light in the evening. Low plus 4. Tuesday Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. High 9. Wednesday Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 13. Thursday Cloudy with 40 percent chance of showers. Low plus 5. High 7. Sigh. What's an outdoor smoker supposed to do?

11-16-2008, 08:29 PM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: I need a smoke!!! ive smoked under an umbrella before... not ideal, but you do what you gotta do the combo of the smoke and the sound of the rain is quite relaxing __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

11-16-2008, 08:35 PM	#3
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I need a smoke!!! We Newfies usually don't own umbrellas. Too windy. Might be able to pull it off when the wind drops down a bit though. Food for thought.

11-16-2008, 08:41 PM	#4
feznuk Fish On! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Fred Location: Philadelphia Posts: 70 Trading: (1)	Re: I need a smoke!!! I've been wanting to build a cover for my patio for just that reason. I use a 10x10 tent now and I enjoy sitting out and listening to the rain. The tent is not ideal though. I'm fighting the wife on the cover because she likes sitting out in the sun during the summer. I think I'll stick with the tent for now because last time I checked: Tent + happy wife = If it ain't broke don't try to fix it. Bummer about your weather tough. It's fixen to get pretty cold here this week too. Need to find some local brothers with a shack.

11-16-2008, 08:46 PM	#5
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: I need a smoke!!! I hear ya brother! It's been way to cold out here to smoke a damn thing.. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-16-2008, 11:37 PM	#6
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I need a smoke!!! Y'all folks live in areas of the country that are not fit for human habitation. Any chance of snow means I can't live there.

11-16-2008, 11:39 PM	#7
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I need a smoke!!! We had 80 degrees here yesterday while herfing.

11-17-2008, 01:31 AM	#12
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: I need a smoke!!! I'm in the same boat as you. I'm moving to VA in the middle of winter. I have no idea what I'm going to do for smoke breaks. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

11-17-2008, 08:16 AM	#14
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: I need a smoke!!! you could always build an igloo!!! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.