The Male Fairy Tale

deaster25 · 01-08-2012, 12:55 AM

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was ****in cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

icehog3 · 01-08-2012, 12:56 AM

Stay classy, Missouri.

kelmac07 · 01-08-2012, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Stay classy, Missouri.

irratebass · 01-08-2012, 09:29 AM

for the joke and

for Tom's response.

HollywoodQue · 01-08-2012, 09:36 AM

I get it....

Ogre · 01-08-2012, 12:13 PM

An oldie but a goodie!!!!

Taki · 01-08-2012, 12:18 PM

01-11-2012, 08:25 AM

01-08-2012, 12:55 AM	#1
deaster25 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Missouri Posts: 192 Trading: (4)	The Male Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard ***ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was **in cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end __________________ A man with a beard never sleeps alone.

01-08-2012, 12:56 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,223 Trading: (60)	Re: The Male Fairy Tale Stay classy, Missouri. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-08-2012, 09:29 AM	#4
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The Male Fairy Tale for the joke and for Tom's response. __________________

01-08-2012, 09:36 AM	#5
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,122 Trading: (46)	Re: The Male Fairy Tale I get it....

01-08-2012, 12:13 PM	#6
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Male Fairy Tale An oldie but a goodie!!!! __________________

01-08-2012, 12:18 PM	#7
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: The Male Fairy Tale __________________

01-11-2012, 08:25 AM	#8
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