Little Johnnies Pie

Steve · 03-17-2021, 09:15 AM

Little Johnny's family had guests for dinner.

The dessert was apple pie. Mom cut the pieces and Little Johnny carried them to the table.

He gave the first piece to Dad, who passed it to a guest.

Little Johnny came in with the second piece and gave it to Dad, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

icehog3 · 03-17-2021, 10:14 AM

longknocker · 03-17-2021, 11:26 AM

Go, Little Johnny!

Steve · 03-17-2021, 11:40 AM

Awe, Tom's shedding tears of joy...

icehog3 · 03-18-2021, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

Awe, Tom's shedding tears of joy...

CigarNut · 03-20-2021, 03:06 PM

03-17-2021, 09:15 AM	#1
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