What are your cigar habits?

01-08-2011, 12:37 AM

I've been reading Love In the Time of Cholera and there was a passage:

She would open the door as her mother had raised her until she was seven years old: stark naked, with an organdy ribbon in her hair. She would not let him take another step until she had undressed him, because she thought it was bad luck to have a clothed man in the house. This was cause of constant discord with Capitan Rosendo de la Rosa, because he had the superstitious belief that smoking naked brought bad luck. and at times he preferred to put off love rather than put out his inevitable Cuban cigar.

Got me thinking, I'm not a very superstitious person, but I'm curious now; what other superstitions and traditions do we you guys follow?

bobarian · 01-08-2011, 01:29 AM

Cut, light, smoke.

01-08-2011, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Cut, light, smoke.

I can get behind that

Skywalker · 01-09-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Cut, light, smoke.

I've witnessed the way you ash! I recommend you don't smoke in the buff!!!

cort · 01-09-2011, 08:47 PM

Buying them

icehog3 · 01-08-2011, 02:26 AM

That's deep, Dude.

massphatness · 01-08-2011, 06:35 AM

I like the way that chick thinks.
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688sonarmen · 01-08-2011, 07:43 AM

You need to be quick with an ashtray if you are going to smoke that way

Chemyst · 01-08-2011, 04:51 PM

Grab a folding chair, grab a drink, grab the radio, grab a book.

Go outside, set up the chair and radio.

Cut. light, smoke, sip, listen and read.

Only happens on my days off from work,
and during warm weather.

Chemyst

BSB · 01-08-2011, 04:54 PM

Nope, I don't smoke naked either.

Emjaysmash · 01-08-2011, 04:56 PM

I feel like I wouldn't be well liked at herfs if I smoked naked...

RevSmoke · 01-08-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

I feel like I wouldn't be well liked at herfs if I smoked naked...

I know I'd stop coming.

maninblack · 01-08-2011, 05:03 PM

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

RevSmoke · 01-08-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

There's some line in here about aiming your ash with a rifle scope and still missing your Johnson, but I won't say it.

RevSmoke · 01-08-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

There's some line in here about aiming your ash with a rifle scope and still missing your Johnson, but I won't say it.

EricF · 01-09-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

Did we really have to know that???

Eleven · 01-11-2011, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

You've discovered my secret identity: Ash Johnson, Naked Smoker!

cricky101 · 01-08-2011, 05:51 PM

Turn on the heater in the garage. 45 minutes later, head out with a drink and laptop. Smoke.

joeobx · 01-08-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cricky101

Turn on the heater in the garage. 45 minutes later, head out with a drink and laptop. Smoke.

/\/\
+1

01-08-2011, 06:04 PM

1 Cigar in left hand
2 Knife with Spcl. cigar blade open in right hand
3 OH Damn cut finger on left hand, Cigar un-hurt
4 put knife up and replace with Wolf V cutter
5 light cigar cough, cough
6 note to self do not inhale upon lighting
7 take sip of bourbon relax stop all the BS.
8 And the world goes away.

J.W.

01-08-2011, 12:37 AM	#1
TheFool Guest Posts: n/a	What are your cigar habits? I've been reading Love In the Time of Cholera and there was a passage: She would open the door as her mother had raised her until she was seven years old: stark naked, with an organdy ribbon in her hair. She would not let him take another step until she had undressed him, because she thought it was bad luck to have a clothed man in the house. This was cause of constant discord with Capitan Rosendo de la Rosa, because he had the superstitious belief that smoking naked brought bad luck. and at times he preferred to put off love rather than put out his inevitable Cuban cigar. Got me thinking, I'm not a very superstitious person, but I'm curious now; what other superstitions and traditions do we you guys follow?

01-08-2011, 01:29 AM	#2
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Cut, light, smoke.

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Buying them

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01-08-2011, 07:43 AM	#8
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01-08-2011, 04:51 PM	#9
Chemyst Doin Time on Planet Earth Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Ken Location: So. Jersey Posts: 392 Trading: (7)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Grab a folding chair, grab a drink, grab the radio, grab a book. Go outside, set up the chair and radio. Cut. light, smoke, sip, listen and read. Only happens on my days off from work, and during warm weather. Chemyst __________________ Can vegans eat animal crackers?

01-08-2011, 04:54 PM	#10
BSB Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Bob Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 897 Trading: (13)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Nope, I don't smoke naked either. __________________ Ad majorem Dei gloriam!

01-08-2011, 04:56 PM	#11
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01-08-2011, 05:03 PM	#13
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: What are your cigar habits? If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

01-08-2011, 05:51 PM	#18
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Turn on the heater in the garage. 45 minutes later, head out with a drink and laptop. Smoke. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

01-08-2011, 06:04 PM	#20
J.W. Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What are your cigar habits? 1 Cigar in left hand 2 Knife with Spcl. cigar blade open in right hand 3 OH Damn cut finger on left hand, Cigar un-hurt 4 put knife up and replace with Wolf V cutter 5 light cigar cough, cough 6 note to self do not inhale upon lighting 7 take sip of bourbon relax stop all the BS. 8 And the world goes away. J.W.