Reasons why Star Wars sucks.

02-14-2012, 04:30 AM

This also applies to babylon 5 and star trek but not battlestar galactica Number 6 is hot and chewie can come too.

PS. Yes im a fairly large scy-fi nerd while my girlfriend is a HUGE marvel/batman nerd it makes for interesting convocation.

Still back to the topic i give you definitive proof why star wars sucks.

http://the-first-magelord.deviantart...W40K-124870190

BTW any other W40k fans on here heretics not included.

Eleven · 02-14-2012, 06:50 AM

As usual, the comments are the best part!

Blak Smyth · 02-14-2012, 06:55 AM

I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.

Subvet642 · 02-14-2012, 07:24 AM

I sense a geek war approaching...

Poronico · 03-01-2012, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642

I sense a geek war approaching...

I forsee suspender welts, slap fights, and virgins trying to force choke the others who are trying to phaser stun them in return

Volusianator · 02-14-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.

Yes
Yes
and Yes

dave · 02-14-2012, 08:27 AM

I understood little of the first post and nothing in the link. That gap in my geekness does not, however, prevent me from greatly enjoying the Star Wars discussions in Clerks and Clerks 2, however -- (and I especially liked the Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars scene.)

Skywalker · 02-14-2012, 08:49 AM

I do not approve of this thread!!!

Any Questions???

Subvet642 · 02-14-2012, 09:07 AM

Destroy planets:

Eat planets:

Mattso3000 · 02-14-2012, 08:57 AM

The Death Star would work that thing like Alderan. That is, of course, provided they didn't have a spy that could get the plans and show them the 2 meter hole that firing into will destroy the entire thing...

Mattso3000 · 02-14-2012, 09:10 AM

Yup...Silver Surfer just needs to think about them funny and they're both toast

02-14-2012, 02:06 PM

I now think my own thread needs more darleks.

ktblunden · 02-14-2012, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaver2145

I now think my own thread needs more darleks.

At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.

Neuromancer · 02-14-2012, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

Heck, Tom. If we are going there, then I submit this one: Behind the Green Door. More fantasies there that any Spielberg film

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Originally Posted by ktblunden

At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.

...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...

ktblunden · 02-15-2012, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer

...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...

The Doctor would kick a Sith Lord's ass with a sonic screwdriver and a flippant attitude. And I'm probably a bigger Star Wars geek than I am a Doctor geek.

maninblack · 02-14-2012, 02:53 PM

Holy crap, the nerds are on the warpath! Everyone hide your Star Wars and sci fi dvd's!

The Poet · 02-14-2012, 03:01 PM

Sacrilege! Heresy! Burn Simon at the post, or at least close this thread for violating the ban against religious topics.

icehog3 · 02-14-2012, 03:23 PM

Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!!

(Note the smiley).

02-14-2012, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!!

(Note the smiley).

Hay im here to help better give me your smokes too so i can make sure your smoking them right.

shilala · 02-14-2012, 03:52 PM

I just watched the whole Star Wars series. And LOTR. And the Star Wars Family Guy movies. All courtesy of my buddy Stephen.

I've watched all the orignal Star Trek series, Next Generation and Voyager. Now I'm watching Deep Space Nine. It kinda sucks.
I've watched all the Star Trek movies, the most recent one was excellent, I've seen it twice.
I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.

02-14-2012, 04:30 AM	#1
Reaver2145 Guest Posts: n/a	Reasons why Star Wars sucks. This also applies to babylon 5 and star trek but not battlestar galactica Number 6 is hot and chewie can come too. PS. Yes im a fairly large scy-fi nerd while my girlfriend is a HUGE marvel/batman nerd it makes for interesting convocation. Still back to the topic i give you definitive proof why star wars sucks. http://the-first-magelord.deviantart...W40K-124870190 BTW any other W40k fans on here heretics not included.

02-14-2012, 06:50 AM	#2
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Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: Reasons why Star Wars sucks. Destroy planets: Eat planets: __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

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02-14-2012, 03:52 PM	#20
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Reasons why Star Wars sucks. I just watched the whole Star Wars series. And LOTR. And the Star Wars Family Guy movies. All courtesy of my buddy Stephen. I've watched all the orignal Star Trek series, Next Generation and Voyager. Now I'm watching Deep Space Nine. It kinda sucks. I've watched all the Star Trek movies, the most recent one was excellent, I've seen it twice. I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure. __________________