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Dad Jokester Supreme
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There was a man who computed his taxes and found that he owed $3,407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:
Dear IRS: Enclosed is my tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029). This brings my total payment to $3,429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
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#3 |
F*ck Cancer!
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I wish I could really pay my taxes that way...
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#4 |
Ditat Deus
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Heck Id even be willing to overpay by sending padded toilet seats.
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