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Old 10-16-2010, 03:00 PM   #1
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so im sitting in the b&m with a cigar and football and a new female employee comes in to work. she walks through the store and now all i can smell and indeed taste is her damn perfume. is this something i can tell her not to wear, especially now that she is stinking up the humidor. or should i tell her coworker or the owner in of course a vaque way.

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Send her to my place for a shower and a "lesson", Jason.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:06 PM   #3
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Send her to my place for a shower and a "lesson", Jason.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:11 PM   #4
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Send her to my place for a shower and a "lesson", Jason.
Something tells me the humidor would have a different funky smell.....
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:12 PM   #5
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Something tells me the humidor would have a different funky smell.....
If by "funky", you mean "awesome", then yes....yes it would.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:09 PM   #6
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I would constructively tell her -- something like "I really like your perfume, but it makes it difficult for me to detect the subtle odors and flavors of the cigars".

If that does not work I would tell the owner the same thing. Don't tell the co-worker -- it puts him/her in the middle of something that is not really their business.
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:15 PM   #7
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I would constructively tell her -- something like "I really like your perfume, but it makes it difficult for me to detect the subtle odors and flavors of the cigars".

If that does not work I would tell the owner the same thing. Don't tell the co-worker -- it puts him/her in the middle of something that is not really their business.
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:46 PM   #8
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I would constructively tell her -- something like "I really like your perfume, but it makes it difficult for me to detect the subtle odors and flavors of the cigars".
That is about all you can do. You can preface that it does smell nice, but is not "right" for this setting. I think she'll get it and not take offense.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:13 PM   #9
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I would discreetly talk with the owner about it and not say anything to her, at all. I'm sure the owner will understand.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:25 PM   #10
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I would discreetly talk with the owner about it and not say anything to her, at all. I'm sure the owner will understand.
He should be made aware that she's overpowering everything with her perfume.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:24 PM   #12
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and she smokes cigars and has good taste ie it isnt an acid, gah.


hog, provided you dont like seconds. even my gf thinks shes cute.
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:41 PM   #13
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and she smokes cigars and has good taste ie it isnt an acid, gah.


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Old 10-16-2010, 05:21 PM   #14
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Now that was the perfect answer.
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:39 AM   #16
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:37 AM   #17
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I had a husband and wife come into the shop a couple of months ago. As they walked by me all I could smell was the wife's perfume(very strong!). As he got ready to walk in the humidor he turned and asked his wife to stay out while he went in. She got a quizzical look on her face and asked him why she could not go in. He came right out and told her that she would stick up the humidor and the cigars with her perfume!

She got mad and stormed out of the store. The husband got his cigars came out and as I was ringing him up he apologized to me for her. I just thanked him.

As far as I know he's still alive!
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:38 PM   #18
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"We now offer stripper flavored cigars!"

New marketing campagn? I think so! Better patten it before Johnnathan Drew sees this!
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Old 10-17-2010, 10:40 AM   #19
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"We now offer stripper flavored cigars!"
Desperation combined with a hint crack?
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Old 10-17-2010, 12:57 PM   #20
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Desperation combined with a hint crack?
No no no, too much perfume, makeup, and glitter.
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