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Dad Jokester Supreme
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The County Highway Commissioner was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful knee injury. He decided to take advantage of the hospital's valet parking. As he exited his car, a young man with the valet company, comes up and asks if this was a government vehicle.
"Yes," the Commissioner replied, surprised by the question. "In fact it's an unmarked police car." "Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will be the first time I've been in the *front* seat."
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Have My Own Room
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Knowing someone who owns a valet company this really is more true than not and also funny too.
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Admiral Douchebag
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I've been in both. I prefer the front seat, unless there is a barely dressed female groupie in the back.
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Admiral Douchebag
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I was locked in, without question, Scott.
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F*ck Cancer!
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#9 |
Grrrrrr
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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A friend will bail you out after an night in jail. A GOOD friend will be sitting beside you exclaiming "...damn that was fun!"
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
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