To be 6 again

markem · 02-20-2009, 03:26 PM

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd
like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a chocolate Shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, What was
it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress
size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, He is gonna get it wrong.

qwerty1500 · 02-20-2009, 05:02 PM

Isn't it the truth?

02-20-2009, 05:13 PM

Yep.

karmaz00 · 02-20-2009, 05:42 PM

lol..good one..very true

ThePict · 02-20-2009, 07:00 PM

Death, taxes, and my ability to completely not get what she says are the three true things in life.

Thanks for reminding me.

CBI_2 · 02-21-2009, 10:29 AM

Gophernut · 02-21-2009, 12:02 PM

Typical...

02-22-2009, 09:40 PM

so true

02-20-2009, 03:26 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	To be 6 again To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate Shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, What was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, He is gonna get it wrong. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-20-2009, 05:02 PM	#2
qwerty1500 Good thing I'm normal Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: One Particular Harbor Posts: 607 Trading: (0)	Re: To be 6 again Isn't it the truth?

02-20-2009, 05:13 PM	#3
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: To be 6 again Yep.

02-20-2009, 05:42 PM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: To be 6 again lol..good one..very true __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-20-2009, 07:00 PM	#5
ThePict Is it time for SoCal yet? Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my cave grooving with my furry friends Posts: 228 Trading: (0)	Re: To be 6 again Death, taxes, and my ability to completely not get what she says are the three true things in life. Thanks for reminding me.

02-21-2009, 10:29 AM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: To be 6 again __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-21-2009, 12:02 PM	#7
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: To be 6 again Typical...

02-22-2009, 09:40 PM	#8
ks92xj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: To be 6 again so true