Smell of smoking

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 03:01 PM

ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

icehog3 · 09-27-2009, 03:02 PM

Go for it!!!

Smokin Gator · 09-27-2009, 03:05 PM

You'll probably get busted but I would for sure do it!!!

dunng · 09-27-2009, 03:06 PM

Go for it... get a fan and open the window!

captain53 · 09-27-2009, 03:09 PM

Time to Man-Up!

markem · 09-27-2009, 03:14 PM

fabreze

Starscream · 09-27-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

fabreze

Use this while you are smoking, immediately after, and a couple of times before she gets back home.

Catfish · 09-27-2009, 03:18 PM

If she's not a smoker, yer busted soon as she walks in.

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 03:18 PM

HAha how did i know everyone would tell me to do it... i of course know what all you brothers think i should do... ill most likely get caught huh? haha

icehog3 · 09-27-2009, 03:22 PM

You gotta do it!

T.G · 09-27-2009, 03:30 PM

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

Catfish · 09-27-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

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bonjing · 09-27-2009, 03:33 PM

sounds like you've done this before?

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

T.G · 09-27-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

sounds like you've done this before?

Moi?

Bubba - NJ · 09-27-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

I second the General Tso's !

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

Go for it, just air the place out afterwards.

If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 03:44 PM

hahaha... wow im at a loss for words now.. haha

icehog3 · 09-27-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystepup

hahaha... wow im at a loss for words now.. haha

Better start smokin'...

jerseystepup · 09-27-2009, 03:47 PM

Im going to order chinese for dinner in a bit... on the way home pick up a 6 pack of sierra nevada torpedo... then figure out something small to smoke after dinner... maybe a verocu #9, or a DPG 1979 pc... hmmm now.. next order of business.. what should i order from the china man? Im thinking general tso's extra spicy

TheTraveler · 09-27-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerseystepup

Im going to order chinese for dinner in a bit... on the way home pick up a 6 pack of sierra nevada torpedo... then figure out something small to smoke after dinner... maybe a verocu #9, or a DPG 1979 pc... hmmm now.. next order of business.. what should i order from the china man? Im thinking general tso's extra spicy

I second the General Tso's !

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."

slickster81 · 09-28-2009, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

I second the General Tso's !

As for the smoking I say this: smoke the cigar and air the house out, then when she walks in the door say "Hey baby, I missed you. Oh, and I smoked in the house while you were gone. See, it doesn't smell as bad as we feared it would since I aired the place out for an hour. I think I'll smoke outside like normal except on game days. During the game I'll be smoking in my recliner." Then give her a kiss, a smack on the backside, and say "Oh, while you're in the kitchen will you grab me a beer please? Thanks."

What are we smokin' at his funeral? I want to be prepared

09-27-2009, 03:01 PM	#1
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Smell of smoking ok.. now im not allowed to smoke in my house.. (im whipped i know).. Now the womans in VA until tuesday... Being the total child that i am.. i really wanna watch the new simpsons and family guy tonight while enjoying a stick... Think its doable without getting caught? How bad do you think one cigar will stink up everything in my house? She does burn incense so i can use that as a buffer.

09-27-2009, 03:02 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,284 Trading: (60)	Re: Smell of smoking Go for it!!! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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09-27-2009, 03:18 PM	#9
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking HAha how did i know everyone would tell me to do it... i of course know what all you brothers think i should do... ill most likely get caught huh? haha

09-27-2009, 03:22 PM	#10
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,284 Trading: (60)	Re: Smell of smoking You gotta do it! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-27-2009, 03:30 PM	#11
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Smell of smoking Go for it, just air the place out afterwards. If you think you are going to get caught, wait untill a few hours before she gets back and put something on the stove / in the oven and burn the crap out of it. Just incenerate the damn thing. Something like an entire bulb of chopped garlic (not a clove, an entire bulb) fryed in oil unitl it all burns, then, burn the oil too. Maybe even toss in a few dried jalopone chilies. Tell her you were trying to make chinese food, but you messed up. Or burn a pot full of cheap spaghetti sauce from the $1 store, maybe a few slices of toast too.

09-27-2009, 03:44 PM	#16
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking hahaha... wow im at a loss for words now.. haha

09-27-2009, 03:47 PM	#18
jerseystepup L-I-V-I-N Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Randy Location: New Jersey Posts: 774 Trading: (9)	Re: Smell of smoking Im going to order chinese for dinner in a bit... on the way home pick up a 6 pack of sierra nevada torpedo... then figure out something small to smoke after dinner... maybe a verocu #9, or a DPG 1979 pc... hmmm now.. next order of business.. what should i order from the china man? Im thinking general tso's extra spicy