golfers

G G · 11-02-2008, 12:52 PM

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round His buddies all chimed in and said,

"Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take he eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or golf ' ........ and she said,

"Take a sweater with you..."

Thaplumbr · 11-02-2008, 07:11 PM

Damn, now thats a good one!!!

Mugen910 · 11-02-2008, 07:16 PM

ROFL!!! Nice one!

G G · 11-02-2008, 07:44 PM

Actually I have to give credit for all these to my brother in law, he sends them to us by email all the time. Just thought I would post the funnier ones.

CBI_2 · 11-03-2008, 08:51 PM

Good one. Keep 'em coming.

11-06-2008, 08:29 PM

OH MAN!!!!!!! That is a keeper sir!

JohnnyKay5 · 11-06-2008, 08:57 PM

aahhh HAHA thats great!

11-02-2008, 12:52 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	golfers Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning." Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take he eyes off it." Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual." They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or golf ' ........ and she said, "Take a sweater with you..."

11-02-2008, 07:11 PM	#2
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: golfers Damn, now thats a good one!!!

11-02-2008, 07:16 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: golfers ROFL!!! Nice one! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-02-2008, 07:44 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: golfers Actually I have to give credit for all these to my brother in law, he sends them to us by email all the time. Just thought I would post the funnier ones.

11-03-2008, 08:51 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: golfers Good one. Keep 'em coming. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-06-2008, 08:29 PM	#6
Molarman777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: golfers OH MAN!!!!!!! That is a keeper sir!

11-06-2008, 08:57 PM	#7
JohnnyKay5 Armed Forces Tumbleweed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,046 Trading: (22)	Re: golfers aahhh HAHA thats great! __________________ *HIGH FIVE!*