Reasons why pipes are better than cigars...

08-16-2009, 07:34 PM

The title says it all folks!

I want you each to add your own reason why you think pipes are better than cigars. No matter how silly an experience it might seem, list it here;

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2.
3,
4,
5,
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12....and so on

08-16-2009, 07:43 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3,
4,
5,
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12....and so on

GreekGodX · 08-16-2009, 07:54 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4,
5,
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12....and so on

Doctorossi · 08-16-2009, 08:44 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5,
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12....and so on

Genetic Defect · 08-16-2009, 10:19 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5,I can be pretentious
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12....and so on

kelmac07 · 08-16-2009, 10:02 PM

Who says pipes are better than cigars?? LOL!!

longknocker · 09-02-2009, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Who says pipes are better than cigars?? LOL!!

Emjaysmash · 08-16-2009, 10:35 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

DrDubzz · 08-16-2009, 10:35 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe

8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Mister Moo · 08-17-2009, 07:49 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9.
10.
11.
12.

TheTraveler · 08-17-2009, 08:26 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10.
11.
12.

RevSmoke · 08-17-2009, 09:12 AM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11.
12.

08-17-2009, 03:14 PM

Blasphemy,,,lol

atlharp · 08-17-2009, 03:38 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12.

ATL

Genetic Defect · 08-17-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atlharp

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12.

ATL

I think 11 and 5 go together

Starscream · 08-18-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito

I think 11 and 5 go together

Emjaysmash · 08-17-2009, 05:37 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University

bobarian · 08-17-2009, 06:03 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.

ade06 · 08-17-2009, 08:41 PM

1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one
2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol
3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points
4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes
5.I can be pretentious
6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes
7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe
8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today.
9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer.
10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent)
11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at.
12. I can now attend an Ivy League University
13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.
14. Cougars think I have money.

DrDubzz · 08-17-2009, 09:58 PM

lol at 14

08-16-2009, 07:34 PM	#1
dentonparrots Guest Posts: n/a	Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... The title says it all folks! I want you each to add your own reason why you think pipes are better than cigars. No matter how silly an experience it might seem, list it here; 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. 3, 4, 5, 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12....and so on

08-16-2009, 07:43 PM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3, 4, 5, 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12....and so on

08-16-2009, 07:54 PM	#3
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4, 5, 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12....and so on __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

08-16-2009, 08:44 PM	#4
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5, 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12....and so on __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

08-16-2009, 10:19 PM	#5
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5,I can be pretentious 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12....and so on __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

08-16-2009, 10:02 PM	#6
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08-16-2009, 10:35 PM	#8
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. __________________

08-16-2009, 10:35 PM	#9
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

08-17-2009, 07:49 AM	#10
Mister Moo I barely grok the obvious Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Lizard Lick, NC Posts: 1,417 Trading: (3)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. 10. 11. 12. __________________ "I hope you had the time of your life."

08-17-2009, 08:26 AM	#11
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. 11. 12. __________________ "My life is my own."

08-17-2009, 09:12 AM	#12
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. 12. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

08-17-2009, 03:14 PM	#13
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... Blasphemy,,,lol

08-17-2009, 03:38 PM	#14
atlharp Microaggressor Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: Magical Tree Land Posts: 208 Trading: (1)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. ATL

08-17-2009, 05:37 PM	#17
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University __________________

08-17-2009, 06:03 PM	#18
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe.

08-17-2009, 08:41 PM	#19
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... 1. I don't have to dedicate so much of my time to a pipe each time I smoke one 2. its alot harder to smoke a pipe the wrong way round lol 3. When you smoke a pipe your IQ raises by 10 points 4. I can smoke a pipe hands-free without smoke getting in my eyes 5.I can be pretentious 6. I don't have to spend a paycheck to get 25 smokes 7. my wife doesn't avoid me when I smoke a pipe 8. What I left forgot about and left unsmoked the day before is FANTASTIC today. 9. When I finish a cigar I'm left with a stub and a band. When I finish a pipe I still have a beautiful piece of briar or meer. 10. I can smoke in the rain by simply turning the pipe upside down. (must be a straight rather than bent) 11. I can wear my tweed jacket with the patches and not get laughed at. 12. I can now attend an Ivy League University 13. I can smoke lots of different "blends" in my pipe. 14. Cougars think I have money.

08-17-2009, 09:58 PM	#20
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: Reasons why pipes are better than cigars... lol at 14