Super Bowl quandry

markem · 02-09-2024, 12:14 PM

An oldie but a goodie

Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.

RevSmoke · 02-09-2024, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

An oldie but a goodie

Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.

Your bride will already be there waiting for you, her name is Suzette. She's 5'9" about 115 lbs, has blonde hair and a nice tan. She is an incredible cook, and loves to do so.

Porch Dweller · 02-09-2024, 01:37 PM

shark · 02-09-2024, 02:23 PM

Does she {censored} and maybe let me {censored}{censored}.

Weelok · 02-09-2024, 04:35 PM

Funny but you have to establish priorities.

$400 bar tab is at least two good beers and maybe a bad one.

02-09-2024, 12:14 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Super Bowl quandry An oldie but a goodie Late notice, but a friend has a two-ticket package for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Includes box seats, airport transportation, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab, and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game. He paid $35,000 per ticket. He didn't realize when he bought them last year that the game was going to be on the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. It’s at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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02-09-2024, 02:23 PM	#4
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,564 Trading: (0)	Re: Super Bowl quandry Does she {censored} and maybe let me {censored}{censored}. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

02-09-2024, 04:35 PM	#5
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,086 Trading: (21)	Re: Super Bowl quandry Funny but you have to establish priorities. $400 bar tab is at least two good beers and maybe a bad one. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.