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Old 02-19-2009, 10:54 AM   #1
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Default I am going to be rich and quit my job now

So far in the last two weeks I have won the following.

7,700,000 from an inactive acount in the Deutsche Bank Berhand
99,000,000 from the Obama Foundation
840,000 pounds from the UK National Lottery.

Now to finish it off I am just waiting for some King or Sultan that need to get some money out of there country too need my help.
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:12 AM   #2
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I have a few offers from Sultans that are offering a good percent...if you are interested....
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:46 AM   #3
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I have a few offers from Sultans that are offering a good percent...if you are interested....
I might be interesed, but am holding out for an offer from Nigeria.
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:44 PM   #4
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Default Re: I am going to be rich and quit my job now

You may scoff at these offers....

But I once made $10 000 off of the Nigerians in this very fashion. Mind you, I was a little put out when they refused to give me the millions promised in that laundering debacle, but with strong negotiation I was at least able to secure the 10 grand.


So, give it a consideration.

But, then again, the bank did take about 3,800 dollars in user fees, the government got word and took 6 000 in taxes and it cost me about 500 in handling fees....so maybe it wasn't such a good deal in the end.


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