talking clock

retired · 04-07-2021, 10:09 AM

A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to see his new apartment.
The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's there.
The drunk replies,
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock, watch."
He picks up the mallet and smashes the gong.
From the other side of the wall a voice yells

"It's 4AM you idiot!"

Steve · 04-07-2021, 10:21 AM

markem · 04-07-2021, 10:29 AM

Had one of those, at one time. Except this one kept adding "why can't I get to sleep!".

Eventually moved to another state and left it behind.

04-07-2021, 10:09 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	talking clock A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to see his new apartment. The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's there. The drunk replies, "It's not a gong, it's a talking clock, watch." He picks up the mallet and smashes the gong. From the other side of the wall a voice yells "It's 4AM you idiot!" __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-07-2021, 10:21 AM	#2
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: talking clock __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-07-2021, 10:29 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: talking clock Had one of those, at one time. Except this one kept adding "why can't I get to sleep!". Eventually moved to another state and left it behind. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx