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10-04-2013, 04:15 PM | #1 |
Busy doing nothing
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doofus
Celebrated the Pirates and Gerrit Cole's stirring victory with a Diesel Unlimited d.5 robusto. A glorious day for Buccos everywhere.
Then I noticed the tip flaking in flaming shreds. And realized in my addled state that I had left on the tip ring and lit it. What a doofus. Am sure I could unravel some cigar aficionado term to describe the glowing paper taste. It was a wonderful smoke. Now firing a trusty JdN Antano Dark Corojo El Martillo, my daily fave, and made sure I removed the rings. Any of yinz pull a genius move like this?
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10-04-2013, 05:30 PM | #3 |
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Re: doofus
Pitch dark on a friend's deck, and incredibly inebriated, I tried to light a vintage RyJ for 10 minutes....until my friend pointed out that I hadn't removed the cedar sleeve from the cigar.
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10-04-2013, 09:21 PM | #5 |
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Re: doofus
Smoked most of the way through an LGC #1 band while driving one night. It smoked beautifully until the end and I couldn't keep it lit. D'uh!
Took 25 years, Bart, but who's counting.
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10-07-2013, 06:51 PM | #7 |
Feeling at Home
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10-04-2013, 10:00 PM | #8 |
Life is for living
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Re: doofus
During a late-night poker game where the whiskey was flowing freely I spent about three minutes trying to light an Oliva but the draw was extremely rough. Then I remembered to clip the cap.
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10-16-2013, 03:47 AM | #9 |
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Re: doofus
I've never done this, but my friend once lit and smoked an inch of a RP Olde World Reserve before realizing that he forgot to remove the big paper tobacco colored foot band. We were smoking in the dark on a deck one night. He commented several times that "this cigar tastes like s#!t!" before going to the light and berrating himself for the mistake. I being a good friend have never let him live it down. LOL
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