Professors and plan

RevSmoke · 07-08-2023, 12:27 PM

A group of professor were called and boarded a plane.
When the doors closed and the plane is about to take off, all the professors were informed that this plane was made by their students. All the professors rushed toward the plane doors, trying to escape and survive on their own with exception of one professor, he remained seated. He exuded confidence and calmness.
Someone's asked him, "Why are you not trying to escape the plane."
The professor answered him with confidence, "They are our students."
This was followed by the next question, "Are you sure that you taught them well?"
To which the professor replied quietly, "I'm sure it won't fly."

Peace of the Lord be with you.

Weelok · 07-08-2023, 02:17 PM

Ouch!!!!

shark · 07-08-2023, 02:54 PM

Well, if they taught them yet they don't have any confidence in them, what does that say about the professors?

RevSmoke · 07-09-2023, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by shark

Well, if they taught them yet they don't have any confidence in them, what does that say about the professors?

Right?

Of course today, you cannot fail any student! No winners in youth sports, everybody gets a medal! If a review isn't 5 stars, then something was wrong1

What would failing a student do do to their precious self-esteem?

(ooops, sorry to take a light-hearted thread and make it serious)

Peace of the Lord be with you.

07-08-2023, 12:27 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Professors and plan A group of professor were called and boarded a plane. When the doors closed and the plane is about to take off, all the professors were informed that this plane was made by their students. All the professors rushed toward the plane doors, trying to escape and survive on their own with exception of one professor, he remained seated. He exuded confidence and calmness. Someone's asked him, "Why are you not trying to escape the plane." The professor answered him with confidence, "They are our students." This was followed by the next question, "Are you sure that you taught them well?" To which the professor replied quietly, "I'm sure it won't fly." Peace of the Lord be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

07-08-2023, 02:17 PM	#2
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,086 Trading: (21)	Re: Professors and plan Ouch!!!! __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

07-08-2023, 02:54 PM	#3
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,564 Trading: (0)	Re: Professors and plan Well, if they taught them yet they don't have any confidence in them, what does that say about the professors? __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds