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Old 09-20-2009, 05:56 AM   #1
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The shopkeep approached the customer who had just lit a cigar. "Excuse me," he said, "but you can't smoke in here."
The irate customer puffed a stream of smoke from the side of his mouth. "Like hell I can't!! I just bought the damn thing here!"
"Big deal," replied the shopkeep . "We sell condoms here too
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:04 PM   #2
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:05 PM   #3
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Adam, your on a roll today mate!
oh wait till tomorow mate lol
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:40 PM   #4
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haha mice one adam!
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Old 09-20-2009, 02:26 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2009, 02:35 PM   #7
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dont pick on my spelling!!! MODS!!! hahahaha
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:44 PM   #8
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Old 09-21-2009, 02:13 PM   #9
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