In my country...

LT_Blueshine · 08-08-2012, 01:01 AM

I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

Weelok · 08-08-2012, 02:28 AM

Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

LT_Blueshine · 08-08-2012, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Weelok

Haha good stuff

Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

Ha! I know, this was before I found out I can get CCs here.

jluck · 09-22-2012, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weelok

Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

That's funny....,Those are the three that would deter me.

Savor the Stick · 08-08-2012, 03:00 AM

Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place.

Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you!

kaisersozei · 08-08-2012, 08:46 AM

He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache.

Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed!

68TriShield · 08-08-2012, 09:34 AM

That's hilarious LT

BHalbrooks · 09-21-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LT_Blueshine

I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

I have a buddy in KAF, from Tacoma. Spc. Iler. Recognize the name?

icehog3 · 09-21-2012, 06:36 PM

Looks like Borat is out as a hubbt, LT.

N2 GOLD · 09-21-2012, 06:42 PM

It must SUCK to live in his country...

PCR · 09-21-2012, 06:44 PM

Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.!

08-08-2012, 01:01 AM	#1
LT_Blueshine Its always the LT's fault Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ Posts: 18 Trading: (0)	In my country... I just have to share this ridiculous story... I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar le gasp. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff. I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

08-08-2012, 02:28 AM	#2
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,086 Trading: (21)	Re: In my country... Haha good stuff The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh Just kidding, well, kind of. . . Last edited by Weelok; 08-08-2012 at 02:34 AM.

08-08-2012, 03:00 AM	#5
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: In my country... Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place. Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you! __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

08-08-2012, 08:46 AM	#6
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: In my country... He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache. Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed! __________________

08-08-2012, 09:34 AM	#7
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: In my country... That's hilarious LT

09-21-2012, 06:36 PM	#9
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,295 Trading: (60)	Re: In my country... Looks like Borat is out as a hubbt, LT. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-21-2012, 06:42 PM	#10
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: In my country... It must SUCK to live in his country... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

09-21-2012, 06:44 PM	#11
PCR Maduro! Maduro? Maduro. Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Paul Location: NW Washington State Posts: 429 Trading: (6)	Re: In my country... Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.! __________________ "I smoke cigars when I win, to celebrate ... and I smoke cigars when I lose to console myself." -Winston Churchill