drenched with tears

hotreds · 07-21-2012, 01:57 PM

Hello,

I am drenched with tears while writing this short message to you. It was heartbreaking news to me few days ago when my doctor notified me on complications on my health condition which he officially made known to me. He further stressed that the complication I had in my human mechanism as a result of a secondary liver cancer which have destroyed all the organs in my body system. According to him, he said that this complication will lead to my imminent death since no medication can alleviate the high system of deformation I am encountering at this time in my system.

In the view of the above, I am in quest to find a trustworthy and upright individual whom I will entrust the sum of us$8.2 million USD and this has led me to you. I want know if you can build a home for the home, food for the hungry and a general skill acquisition center for the less privileged. The said fund was acquired by me as an inheritance from my adopted father was assassinated in Malaysia as a result of a farm land conflict which erupted among him and his business associate and business clique.

I will make available to you all information and officially authorize document which will endorse your claim as the beneficiary to the fund in question in the finance house where the fund was lodged by my adopted father. I have mapped out the modalities on how the fund will be apportioned. 35% of the principal amount of the money will be dished out to you while 65% will be allotted to any charitable or orphanage home of your preference.

My motive to dispense the funds to a charity and orphanage home is that I grew up as an orphan, before i was adopted by my father and do not have any heirs hitherto. Upon your acceptance to take care of the orphans and less privileged members of your community, giving home to the homeless and skill to those who need foundation, ETC.

Best Regards
Elizabeth siko

CigarNut · 07-21-2012, 02:04 PM

Sounds legit -- go for it!

Ogre · 07-21-2012, 02:13 PM

What are you waiting for??? AWESOME DEAL!!!!!

EricF · 07-21-2012, 02:23 PM

Sounds like a great deal!!!

Blueface · 07-21-2012, 02:29 PM

Hugh,
Can we all get in on this?

markem · 07-21-2012, 02:31 PM

I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.

Skywalker · 07-21-2012, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.

hotreds · 07-21-2012, 02:28 PM

I am becoming drenched with tears, fellas!

kelmac07 · 07-22-2012, 06:56 AM

How come Hugh gets all the good mail?

hotreds · 07-22-2012, 01:39 PM

Probably because I answer it all

NOT

Bax · 07-22-2012, 01:56 PM

Winning!!!

forgop · 07-22-2012, 02:55 PM

It's not from Nigeria, so it has to be legit.

OLS · 07-22-2012, 03:07 PM

Damnit Hugh, I thought you were dying for two paragraphs.
I was thinking, "Who is gonna take on those cigars in transit now that Hugh's death is imminent.
What will Mama do now? Is he going to go to the Shack? That crap ain't fair.

sevans105 · 07-22-2012, 05:05 PM

Those guys are getting better at the pitch...long ways from bad grammar and horrible spelling for gov. ministers stealing found money.

hotreds · 07-22-2012, 05:06 PM

They should- they've been at it long enough!

sevans105 · 07-22-2012, 05:16 PM

What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.

TJarv · 07-22-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105

What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.

+1

hotreds · 07-22-2012, 06:15 PM

Indeed! There is actually a site where people egg them on. It's HILARIOUS!

http://ebolamonkeyman.com/

07-21-2012, 01:57 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	drenched with tears Hello, I am drenched with tears while writing this short message to you. It was heartbreaking news to me few days ago when my doctor notified me on complications on my health condition which he officially made known to me. He further stressed that the complication I had in my human mechanism as a result of a secondary liver cancer which have destroyed all the organs in my body system. According to him, he said that this complication will lead to my imminent death since no medication can alleviate the high system of deformation I am encountering at this time in my system. In the view of the above, I am in quest to find a trustworthy and upright individual whom I will entrust the sum of us$8.2 million USD and this has led me to you. I want know if you can build a home for the home, food for the hungry and a general skill acquisition center for the less privileged. The said fund was acquired by me as an inheritance from my adopted father was assassinated in Malaysia as a result of a farm land conflict which erupted among him and his business associate and business clique. I will make available to you all information and officially authorize document which will endorse your claim as the beneficiary to the fund in question in the finance house where the fund was lodged by my adopted father. I have mapped out the modalities on how the fund will be apportioned. 35% of the principal amount of the money will be dished out to you while 65% will be allotted to any charitable or orphanage home of your preference. My motive to dispense the funds to a charity and orphanage home is that I grew up as an orphan, before i was adopted by my father and do not have any heirs hitherto. Upon your acceptance to take care of the orphans and less privileged members of your community, giving home to the homeless and skill to those who need foundation, ETC. Best Regards Elizabeth siko __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-21-2012, 02:04 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: drenched with tears Sounds legit -- go for it! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

07-21-2012, 02:13 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: drenched with tears What are you waiting for??? AWESOME DEAL!!!!! __________________

07-21-2012, 02:23 PM	#4
EricF Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Eric Location: Miramar, FL Posts: 7,004 Trading: (116)	Re: drenched with tears Sounds like a great deal!!! __________________ It might taste crummy, but at least it's huge.

07-21-2012, 02:29 PM	#5
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: drenched with tears Hugh, Can we all get in on this? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

07-21-2012, 02:31 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: drenched with tears I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-21-2012, 02:28 PM	#8
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: drenched with tears I am becoming drenched with tears, fellas! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-22-2012, 06:56 AM	#9
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: drenched with tears How come Hugh gets all the good mail? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

07-22-2012, 01:39 PM	#10
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: drenched with tears Probably because I answer it all NOT __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-22-2012, 01:56 PM	#11
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: drenched with tears Winning!!! __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

07-22-2012, 02:55 PM	#12
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Re: drenched with tears It's not from Nigeria, so it has to be legit.

07-22-2012, 03:07 PM	#13
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: drenched with tears Damnit Hugh, I thought you were dying for two paragraphs. I was thinking, "Who is gonna take on those cigars in transit now that Hugh's death is imminent. What will Mama do now? Is he going to go to the Shack? That crap ain't fair.

07-22-2012, 05:05 PM	#14
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: drenched with tears Those guys are getting better at the pitch...long ways from bad grammar and horrible spelling for gov. ministers stealing found money. __________________

07-22-2012, 05:06 PM	#15
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: drenched with tears They should- they've been at it long enough! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-22-2012, 05:16 PM	#16
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: drenched with tears What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it. __________________

07-22-2012, 06:15 PM	#18
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: drenched with tears Indeed! There is actually a site where people egg them on. It's HILARIOUS! http://ebolamonkeyman.com/ __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.