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Old 10-31-2012, 11:06 PM   #1
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Default If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...

Then you should check out this video by Team Unicorn.

Caveat, there are kids wielding guns in this video.

Happy holidays!
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Old 11-01-2012, 01:23 AM   #2
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I like killing zombies. And girls. On holidays. With guns. Am I in?
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:07 AM   #3
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Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.
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Old 11-02-2012, 11:10 AM   #4
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Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.
Wouldn't they need to be burned anyway? Isn't it possible that a bunch of zombies in the ground could contaminate the groundwater and soil somehow?
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Wouldn't they need to be burned anyway? Isn't it possible that a bunch of zombies in the ground could contaminate the groundwater and soil somehow?
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:42 PM   #6
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Old 11-01-2012, 01:25 AM   #7
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Totally!!
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:26 AM   #9
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A cookie.
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:31 AM   #10
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A cookie.
I was hoping for a shovel.
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:21 PM   #11
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I was hoping for a shovel.
How about I send you a Mummy?
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:41 PM   #12
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How about I send you a Mummy?
Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:57 PM   #13
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Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....
PM me your addy. I'll send you that cookie.
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:30 AM   #14
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Default Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...

Look out Peter is giving away his cookie again
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That was pretty good.
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Team Unicorn = cookie worthy!!!
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:50 AM   #17
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Default Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...

I'm unsure of the cookie joke's origin, but I like cookies, I think. Team Unicorn is very cookie worthy, if cookies are a good thing.

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Old 11-02-2012, 11:22 AM   #18
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either burn the bodies or boil your water. in the case of a zombie out break i'm going straight to cabella's! Unlimited guns ammo and beef jerky!
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either burn the bodies or boil your water. in the case of a zombie out break i'm going straight to cabella's! Unlimited guns ammo and beef jerky!
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