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03-04-2015, 11:27 AM | #1 |
Ain't Never Gonna Leave
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Todd
Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin
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Will non-farm folk get this?
All my farm friends and even rural living friends may understand this message. The city dwellers may have to call me for a little more information. You will know who you are after reading the following story. I found it very funny, hope you do too.
Only a farm kid would see it this way When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the boar pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
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03-04-2015, 12:26 PM | #6 |
F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Will non-farm folk get this?
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03-04-2015, 02:03 PM | #8 |
Admiral Douchebag
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Re: Will non-farm folk get this?
Almost didn't read past the double disclaimers, but I did, and I get it.
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03-04-2015, 10:35 PM | #9 |
Bilge Rat
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Re: Will non-farm folk get this?
I'm a Masshole and I got it. That service is free up here, though.
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03-05-2015, 11:06 PM | #10 |
Life, Liberty, Happiness
Join Date: Feb 2010
First Name: Marc
Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA
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Re: Will non-farm folk get this?
Born and raised in Central Jersey. But my edjamakatian at Cook College gave "perspective" shall we say.
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