Older Women

smokin5 · 05-10-2010, 10:31 PM

I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"

akumushi · 05-11-2010, 12:23 AM

kelmac07 · 05-11-2010, 07:15 AM

Ouch!!

yourchoice · 05-11-2010, 08:25 AM

alwayslit · 05-11-2010, 08:31 AM

.........LOL.

thebayratt · 05-11-2010, 08:25 PM

ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog.

FUNNY as all get out though!

Skywalker · 05-11-2010, 08:34 PM

Oh no!

You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!!

G G · 05-11-2010, 08:35 PM

yikes

ucubed · 05-11-2010, 08:35 PM

Roflmao!!!

bscottskangum · 05-11-2010, 08:59 PM

One question...did you do the motorboat?

Skywalker · 05-12-2010, 08:54 AM

How was the dusty muffin???

aich75013 · 05-12-2010, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

How was the dusty muffin???

I watched part of SNL yesterday. I need to watch the rest!

jmsremax · 05-12-2010, 11:13 AM

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

05-12-2010, 12:48 PM

HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

icehog3 · 05-12-2010, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoctorBJ

HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

That's what she said.

bigswol2 · 05-13-2010, 04:29 PM

that was a good one!

05-10-2010, 10:31 PM	#1
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Older Women I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60 year old, in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank bit (well, more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and then she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double". "What's that?", I asked. "It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said. "Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea, "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers would look like. We drank a bit more, and she winked and said tonight was my lucky night. We went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?" __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

05-11-2010, 12:23 AM	#2
akumushi Habanos Apologist Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,298 Trading: (11)	Re: Older Women __________________ "Eventually, however, every ash must drop. And the drop usually is as sudden as it is final."

05-11-2010, 07:15 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Older Women Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-11-2010, 08:25 AM	#4
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,091 Trading: (36)	Re: Older Women

05-11-2010, 08:31 AM	#5
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	Re: Older Women .........LOL.

05-11-2010, 08:25 PM	#6
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: Older Women ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog. FUNNY as all get out though!

05-11-2010, 08:34 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Older Women Oh no! You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-11-2010, 08:35 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Older Women yikes

05-11-2010, 08:35 PM	#9
ucubed Corona Cigars Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: Orlando/Gainesville Posts: 1,571 Trading: (15)	Re: Older Women Roflmao!!! __________________ All new Troop Support Auctions! What can you donate?

05-11-2010, 08:59 PM	#10
bscottskangum Oh yeah, I'm awesome! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Barry Location: Hampton, VA Posts: 681 Trading: (11)	Re: Older Women One question...did you do the motorboat?

05-12-2010, 08:54 AM	#11
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Older Women How was the dusty muffin??? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-12-2010, 11:13 AM	#13
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: Older Women Don't knock it 'till you try it. __________________ Stock/Finance banter

05-12-2010, 12:48 PM	#14
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Older Women HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

05-13-2010, 04:29 PM	#16
bigswol2 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 534 Trading: (7)	Re: Older Women that was a good one!