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Old 07-12-2011, 04:49 PM   #1
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Here's a good way to kill some time:

Reaction test

Turns out I'm a Bobbing Bobcat

Have fun
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:23 PM   #2
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.217 4x in a row
.233 for the fifth.

Still a bobcat.
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:47 PM   #3
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Bobbing Bobcat, I even had a reaction time (more like pure luck) of 0.0000 for sheep #4.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:10 PM   #4
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0.167, 0.166, 0.168, 0.227, 0.383

I got bored after the first 3.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:30 PM   #5
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0.3004 Ambling Armadillo
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:33 PM   #6
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My iPad won't open it!!!
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:43 PM   #7
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Bobbing Bobcat is the best i can get.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:16 PM   #8
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Bobcat
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:18 PM   #9
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Bobbin Bobcat, at 0.255 seconds. If I had reaction time like that off the dragstrip Christmas tree, I'd be killer!!! As it is, just average for the sheep!
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:44 PM   #10
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.1968- rocketing rabbit! I can't imagine anyone getting the cheetah rating! The key is to avoid jumping the gun, which I did too often the first few times I tried the game.
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:35 AM   #11
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bobcat .2 average
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:41 AM   #12
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first attempt: 0.207 overall... bobbing bobcat
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:49 PM   #13
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This make my work day go by FAAAAAAAST...
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:26 PM   #14
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I must be on crack, because I can routinely get Rocketing Rabbit.
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:01 PM   #15
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0.050 was my best hit
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Old 07-15-2011, 02:50 PM   #16
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Avg. 0.1858 - Rocketing Rabbit
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Old 07-15-2011, 02:58 PM   #17
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Slow Fat White Guy
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Old 07-15-2011, 02:59 PM   #18
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Dude I am a snail, damn sheep are fast!
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Old 07-15-2011, 04:59 PM   #19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blak Smyth View Post
Dude I am a snail, damn sheep are fast!

Perhaps that's a little too much info

Now you know why they wear the big derry boots in NZ
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:02 PM   #20
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Where men are men and sheep are nervous!
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