haha

G G · 02-27-2010, 07:15 PM

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

02-27-2010, 07:16 PM

MedicCook · 02-28-2010, 10:53 AM

cort · 02-28-2010, 10:57 AM

NICE!!

CasaDooley · 02-28-2010, 11:42 AM

Smokin Gator · 02-27-2010, 07:17 PM

Love it!!!

Skywalker · 02-27-2010, 09:30 PM

I heard that one before, yet it's still funny!!!

hotreds · 02-27-2010, 09:33 PM

okieRob · 02-28-2010, 08:33 AM

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Blindjimme · 02-28-2010, 12:52 PM

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rhmalone · 02-27-2010, 09:44 PM

yeah, that'll put a smile on your face.

kelmac07 · 02-28-2010, 06:21 AM

Nice!!

02-27-2010, 07:15 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	haha Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

02-27-2010, 07:16 PM	#2
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MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: haha __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: haha Love it!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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