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03-17-2017, 08:06 AM
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Dad Jokester Supreme
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St. Paddy's
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter! Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? A: St. O'Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish? A: Sure, they're green with envy! Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? A: The Halfback of Notre Dame! Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? A: Because they're very short-tempered! "I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"
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03-17-2017, 03:19 PM
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Re: St. Paddy's
Q: What's Irish and stays out on the porch all night?
A: Paddy O'Furniture
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