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Old 07-06-2010, 10:16 AM   #1
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Default Worst movie ever

Minnie & Moskowitz
Terrible acting, bad plot (if you can call it that)
Poor direction
And for some reason it got a 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB.
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:20 AM   #2
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Ughh.. no.


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Old 07-16-2010, 01:24 AM   #3
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i have one for you"Paranormal Activity". The camera was moving around sound much it made me sick just like in Blair witch project. I'm so pist i spent 20 bucks on that movie.
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:55 AM   #4
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This is worse
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:58 AM   #5
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It's even hard to watch with the help of MST3K!

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The worst movie I've ever seen? hmm IDK it's a toss up between Mercury Rising and Ultraviolet
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The worst movie I've ever seen? hmm IDK it's a toss up between Mercury Rising and Ultraviolet
I love Mercury Rising.
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:53 PM   #8
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Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, anything with DiCraprio or Penn.
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:19 PM   #9
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anything with DiCraprio
Its a good thing that he is one of the best actors of the last 15 years or so..
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:45 PM   #10
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Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made.


Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.

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Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:18 PM   #11
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Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.
Hey, I find Ed Woods movies to be great fun to watch also, but it's because they are so wrechedly bad that they become enjoyable again.

The question was "Worst Movie" not "Worst Movie you hated"
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:28 PM   #12
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Touche.

I submit to you, the worst movie I've ever seen:

The Janitor (2003)
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Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in.
I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

Some other stinkers that come to mind: The Fog, Suburban Commando (horrible, but awesomely horrible), Robocop 3.
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I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

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He has definitely been in some stinkers, Joe....but he has been in some great flicks too. He may have not even been the reason the films with him that I enjoyed were good...I liked Daniel Day Lewis much better in "Gangs of New York", and Mark Wahlberg better in "The Departed", but those certainly weren't "bad" movies regardless of DiCaprio.
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So

The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.


I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.
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The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains ()
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made?

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!
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Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains ()
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made?

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!
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The Departed
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Mystic River
10 minutes: ZZZZZZZZZ
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Jennifer Jason Leigh, end of story.

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I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.
Fair enough. But I find it very difficult to enjoy a movie featuring either of those two.
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I know nothing about this film.
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Sorry, I don't buy DiCaprio as an action hero. I keep waiting for someone to slap him and take his lunch money. Djimon Huntsu (sp?) was pretty good, though.
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Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made, and Uwe Boll's movies taking up a solid 3rd.

Howard The Duck, Zardoz, SWE-I: The Phantom Menace, and any number of Blacksploitation films all get honorable mentions.
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