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Have My Own Room
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One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.
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Pretending to play golf since 1989 |
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Bunion
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A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
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I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx |
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