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Old 10-17-2011, 02:22 PM   #1
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Default Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread

Do you have a team full of underachivers?

I certainly do currently. My team could mess up a wet dream.

Scored a whopping 64 points this week in fantasy football, and that was the best lineup I could have put on their field.

Bye week for my big players, Andre Johnson is out with the hamstring.

Jason Campbell gets hurt in the 1st half. No touchdowns out of any of my players (for the second time this season). And we play individual defensive players and Dwight Freeney scored 0 points for the 3rd time this season.
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:39 PM   #2
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Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:14 PM   #3
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Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.
I hear ya on that one.
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:15 PM   #4
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Bye weeks are the worst, particularly when both your QB's are the same week and you pick up Jason Campbell to fill the void. It worked well for 1 quarter.
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Old 10-17-2011, 02:48 PM   #5
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So far, I'm 0-5.
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:04 PM   #6
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Default Re: Daggumit, My team sucks! - The Fantasy Sports Support Thread

It was a rough week for sure. The td's and yards were way down last week, but this one takes the cake. It's the byes.
My team all got hurt. I went from 230 one week to 150 the next and can't seem to recover. I'm waiting on Andre Johnson, too. Fortunately I got Miles Austin back.
Just when it was looking up, I checked my schedule next week and half my team are on byes again. If I can one lousy win I'll be in good shape the rest of the way out. I hope.
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:12 PM   #7
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I was projected to win against the person in our league who was 0-5. Then I scored 70 total this week. 2 players w/ 1 point does not help too much.
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Old 10-17-2011, 03:26 PM   #8
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If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.
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If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.
lets make it 230yards and 1 TD all to Santonio Holmes and that would get me a W as well
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Old 10-17-2011, 04:41 PM   #10
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If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.
Hell, I'd take that. Rivers is my normal QB (on a bye), and last week he not only threw an interception (-3) but it was a pick six (-6) and added a fumble (-3) for good measure.
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If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.
You need the sancheeze to score 17 for you? Or for the other team? Of its for the other team, I think you've got a shot here
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You need the sancheeze to score 17 for you? Or for the other team? Of its for the other team, I think you've got a shot here
He got me the win. Now I can go back to useing Hasselbeck. Yes I said it. It's a PPR leage with 5 yds/point receiving & rushing, plus 6 points per TD no matter if it's receiving, rushing, or passing. So, tons of points, and they start 2 WR, 2 RB, and 1 WR/RB. So if you can load up on "possession receivers" you will dominate the league. I am starting Wes Welker, and I have both NE TEs. Problem is NE is on a bye this week and somehow they found a running game.

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Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks.
Just like you, I am scrambling to pickup players to fill in without dropping my legit starters.
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Just limit it to that, I'm up by 30 with only Dirty Sanchez left on my opponents team. Although its 25 yds/point and 4/passing TD in my league so he could accrue considerably more than that and still not pass me.
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Old 10-17-2011, 05:27 PM   #14
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both of my teams had a starter on a bye week cause i had no one to replace them. needless to say, I lost both leagues this week. that puts me at 3-3 and 4-2. Can't believe I just lost to a guy with a 1-4 record.
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My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above.
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I am sitting squarely in the middle, about midway through the season I will make my run to the top and tank in the last month and finish somewhere in the top 12
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Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks.
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I have 2 teams doing well...the third I drafted Jamaal Charles and Knowshon Moreno as my RBs. Dead last.
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This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.
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This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.
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