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Captain Cannoli
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretent that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own phucking blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
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I'm nuts for the place
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That is so touching, I cried a little!
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Ain't Never Gonna Leave
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Of course, if it was a real marriage - she would have farted first in response.
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MassHole
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So true...
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