What's frightening is that I resemble this!

Steve · 02-04-2014, 08:06 AM

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"

kelmac07 · 02-04-2014, 08:09 AM

tsolomon · 02-04-2014, 08:48 AM

I'm with you on this one. It reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on a plumber's truck. A good day is when I wake up and nothing new hurts.

CigarNut · 02-04-2014, 08:53 AM

RUNYYFan · 02-04-2014, 09:36 AM

Good one!

02-04-2014, 08:06 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	What's frightening is that I resemble this! An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Because I'm dead." The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another." The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead." Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?" His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-04-2014, 08:09 AM	#2
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02-04-2014, 08:48 AM	#3
tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,246 Trading: (31)	Re: What's frightening is that I resemble this! I'm with you on this one. It reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on a plumber's truck. A good day is when I wake up and nothing new hurts.

02-04-2014, 08:53 AM	#4
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02-04-2014, 09:36 AM	#5
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: What's frightening is that I resemble this! Good one! __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.