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Old 06-11-2018, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default Advances in LEGO technology

BILLUND, DENMARK—Lego has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.

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Old 06-11-2018, 10:47 PM   #2
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Lincoln logs were just as bad.

I know, I'm dating myself that one. Many of the youngsters have no idea what I'm talking about.
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:37 AM   #4
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Lincoln logs were just as bad.

I know, I'm dating myself that one. Many of the youngsters have no idea what I'm talking about.
I secomd this wise post.
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:32 AM   #5
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(at least Lincoln logs had round corners instead of the sharp edges on Lego...)
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:54 PM   #7
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Personally been taken down by my kids My Little Pony' s a few times
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