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Old 06-19-2009, 07:46 AM   #1
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Default A short love story...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretent that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own phucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
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Old 06-19-2009, 07:53 AM   #2
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Default Re: A short love story...

sniff .... true romance .....
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:19 AM   #3
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:28 AM   #4
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That is so touching, I cried a little!
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:40 AM   #5
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Wow, that's a Hallmark moment.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:50 AM   #6
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Of course, if it was a real marriage - she would have farted first in response.

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Old 06-19-2009, 01:23 PM   #7
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lol good one
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:26 PM   #8
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funny!
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:38 PM   #9
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So true...
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:44 PM   #10
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Ain't love grand?
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Old 06-19-2009, 02:51 PM   #11
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Nice one Moe.
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