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Old 04-22-2010, 12:04 AM   #1
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Default How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

If the zombie apocalypse happened today, how long until you run out of cigars?

For me, if the humi came with me, and I couldn't restock, I'd probably last around 4 months at 3-5 smokes a day.

What about you?
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:05 AM   #2
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not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars
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Old 04-22-2010, 07:32 AM   #3
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not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars
Anytime a package shows up of either I always use the excuse of a zombie apocalypse. My wife seems to handle it much better seeing me stocking up to protect her from the hellish onslaught of the undead. It works much better than saying "I haven't tried these yet."
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:07 AM   #4
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Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:55 AM   #5
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Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?
All valid questions...

If there was a zombie apocalypse I would probably want to go out Hollywood style and be buring a cigar at all times while I raise hell on the undead. I'm thinking I could a couple of months out my humis at that rate.
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Old 04-22-2010, 09:04 AM   #6
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Nothing like a good after brain cigar

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Old 04-22-2010, 01:04 PM   #7
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Talking Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

It's all in theory mind you, but not long enough. If an apocalypse zombie attack would occur today, I'd be lighting and torching the zombies so they could track the smoke to the very crisp dead zombies!! Then I would smoke for about six months and then I'd have to track out some new smokes...ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

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Old 04-22-2010, 04:18 PM   #8
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Default Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.

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Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?
As far as I can work out, they're not attracted to the smell of smoke. They do seem to have an acute sense of smell but are more attuned to the human flesh than anything else.

Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to.

Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:10 AM   #9
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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:12 AM   #10
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I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!
No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!
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Old 04-22-2010, 09:17 PM   #12
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Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars.
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Old 04-22-2010, 09:53 PM   #14
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Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars.
You must not be smoking Tats, because they're worth fighting for.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:07 AM   #16
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We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die.

If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.
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We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die...

Sounds like you would have a good reason to live
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Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.
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Years.
Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni.
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Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.


I think I would run out of cigars well before I ran out of ammo.... although there would probably still be plenty of zombies

c'mon, don't you fools read? Gotta stock up on the swords too! ..... although..... It would be A LOT harder to smoke a cigar while wielding a sword.... kinda spoils the fun
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