Honeymoon Accident

Blueface · 05-14-2010, 01:39 PM

A couple marries and drives off on their honeymoon.

While driving to their destination, their desire for one another was so great, they couldn’t wait.

The wife starts taking her clothes off and her husband’s and throws things out the window as they drive along.

The husband lost his focus on the road and as result, they crash.

She is thrown off him and he ends up pinned by the steering wheel.

Her husband, in pain, cries out for help.

She tells him she will go seek assistance and return.

She realizes she is naked and looks all around the car to see if any clothing was left.

All she could find was a shoe.

She covers one breast and shakes her head. She covers the other breast and shakes her head.

Finally, she covers her lower area and figures at least something is covered.

She runs down the road and finds a gas station/convenience store open.

Holding the shoe over her private area, she yells out “Please help me. We had an accident and my husband is stuck”.

The clerk behind the counter looks at her and says mam, if he is in that deep, there is not much we can do for him.

05-14-2010, 01:42 PM

LOL

MedicCook · 05-14-2010, 02:04 PM

BigAsh · 05-14-2010, 02:14 PM

kelmac07 · 05-14-2010, 01:44 PM

05-14-2010, 01:39 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Honeymoon Accident A couple marries and drives off on their honeymoon. While driving to their destination, their desire for one another was so great, they couldn’t wait. The wife starts taking her clothes off and her husband’s and throws things out the window as they drive along. The husband lost his focus on the road and as result, they crash. She is thrown off him and he ends up pinned by the steering wheel. Her husband, in pain, cries out for help. She tells him she will go seek assistance and return. She realizes she is naked and looks all around the car to see if any clothing was left. All she could find was a shoe. She covers one breast and shakes her head. She covers the other breast and shakes her head. Finally, she covers her lower area and figures at least something is covered. She runs down the road and finds a gas station/convenience store open. Holding the shoe over her private area, she yells out “Please help me. We had an accident and my husband is stuck”. The clerk behind the counter looks at her and says mam, if he is in that deep, there is not much we can do for him. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

05-14-2010, 01:42 PM	#2
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Honeymoon Accident LOL

05-14-2010, 02:04 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Honeymoon Accident __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-14-2010, 02:14 PM	#4
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Honeymoon Accident __________________ Keith

05-14-2010, 01:44 PM	#5
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