Fishing Trip

Col. Kurtz · 02-13-2010, 09:37 PM

Four longtime men friends had spent weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? So two days later the three went without Frank. But they get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands away and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.''

''She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed lay handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her hands and to tie her to the bed so I did...... then she said, ''Now do what ever you want?''

"So here I am."

kelmac07 · 02-14-2010, 12:51 PM

Nice!!

Emjaysmash · 02-14-2010, 12:56 PM

Lolol!

Blindjimme · 02-14-2010, 01:04 PM

CBI_2 · 02-14-2010, 09:45 PM

That's so wrong yet so funny.

02-14-2010, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

That's so wrong yet so funny.

Mark · 02-14-2010, 11:23 PM

Hahahahaha!

Its a rare occasion that I laugh out loud alone in my apartment!

Mr.Erskine · 02-14-2010, 01:02 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's GREAT!

G G · 02-16-2010, 07:44 PM

02-17-2010, 09:38 AM

Oh man busted out laughing in the computer lab at school thanks to this joke. Going to have to send this one around. LOL

02-13-2010, 09:37 PM	#1
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Fishing Trip Four longtime men friends had spent weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? So two days later the three went without Frank. But they get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire. "Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands away and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.'' ''She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed lay handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her hands and to tie her to the bed so I did...... then she said, ''Now do what ever you want?'' "So here I am." __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

02-14-2010, 12:51 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Fishing Trip Nice!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-14-2010, 12:56 PM	#3
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Fishing Trip Lolol! __________________

02-14-2010, 01:04 PM	#4
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Fishing Trip

02-14-2010, 09:45 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Fishing Trip That's so wrong yet so funny. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-14-2010, 11:23 PM	#7
Mark Tarheel. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 407 Trading: (1)	Re: Fishing Trip Hahahahaha! Its a rare occasion that I laugh out loud alone in my apartment!

02-14-2010, 01:02 PM	#8
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: Fishing Trip HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's GREAT! __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

02-16-2010, 07:44 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Fishing Trip

02-17-2010, 09:38 AM	#10
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fishing Trip Oh man busted out laughing in the computer lab at school thanks to this joke. Going to have to send this one around. LOL