How old is old?

markem · 03-04-2011, 12:34 PM

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

'Come have a look over here,' says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.'

'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Patrick O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.'

Just then, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!'

'What was his name?' asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: 'Miles, from Dublin.'

CigarNut · 03-04-2011, 01:17 PM

You are just full of them today!

Bruzee · 03-04-2011, 01:38 PM

Skywalker · 03-04-2011, 01:44 PM

kelmac07 · 03-04-2011, 01:46 PM

03-04-2011, 12:34 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	How old is old? Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. 'Come have a look over here,' says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.' 'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Patrick O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.' Just then, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!' 'What was his name?' asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: 'Miles, from Dublin.' __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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